Monday, November 21, 2005

"Aagjeta filins a bruken mahejesticash, fronken Bush." "Heh................ I'm tripping out." "He says welcome to the glorious wonderland that is Mongolia, Mister Bush." "Heh............... Thanks........... Uh, take me to your leader." "He is our leader, Mister Bush. Allow me to formally introduce you to President Nambariin Enkhbayar, the leader of the People’s Revolutionary Party." "Heh... Tell him I said 'Hello from the people of America." "Howdae zum vifiippoef ga Amerikakompf." "Bigff ud veldn?" "He asks 'North or South'." "North. The United States of America. What the heck sort of question is that?" "I would prefer to not translate the last portion of your remarks, Mister Bush." "No, you're not supposed to... Just tell him 'north'." "Bigff Amerikakompf." "Ahhh... Cowboys, bang bang." "Heh..." "Vikk blosguuh vleed smuwhequnftil munchies?" "President Enkhbayar asks if you would care for a snack." "Oh sure, bring on the chow. Maybe I could get some of that Mongolian barbeque." "President Enkhbayar has taken the liberty of preparing the national snack in your honor." "Okay, then. What is it?" "Fermented mare’s milk and cheese curd." "Tell President En... Enka... tell the president that I'm not much of a drinker... I'll take some of those cheese curls, though." "Flahg eh Bush vlee kahabhakappa booze nagga." "FRONKKZHIG!" "The president insists." "Well, mmm, okay then, but just a little. That's enough. Hey, that's enough. Hey. O Lord, am I ever ready to get back home. Don't translate that." "Vlee zbissl gu vorkkle pussy." "Spluffp? Ha ha ha ha." "I asked you not to translate that." "No, no, fear not. I just noted to President Enkhbayar that you would be certain to appreciate a demonstration of our fabled Mongolian throat singing. Hit it, girls." "Mwahhahahyeeeeoooossahhhyueeee..." "Whoa, this has got to take some real getting used to." "...shahyeeeeoooossahhhyueeeeoyoymahgooo..." "Vonke pu smibakken!" "President Enkhbayar insists that you drink your milk." "...rahboooooorrrahhhyueeeepahpahpahzuuuuuu..." "I just need to..." "Zorguh! Zorguh! Zorguh!" "President Enkhbayar says 'Chug! Chug! Chug!'." "...uhlooouhoooohuhoooopragggggggaaa..." "Laura! Make a break for the plane, honey..." "...ageeeebooogeeebooofragggiiiijjjj..." "Mister Bush, wait! You haven't even ridden on the royal yak yet." 3:10:29 PM    comment []

China Ask 'Who Captain Rajahee?' Captain Rajahee and Bernie with members of Tangerine Teens Once again, in China countryside, miles away from Bejing, multiple reports arise from those who state in fabulous wonder 'There goes Captain Rajahee, king of bicycle'. Evil doers, please to beware. When Captain Rajahee come to town, crime is not at all rewarded. With his sidekick Bernie, as well as the Tangerine Teens, one may be assured that many heads will roll, metaphorically speaking. In reality, Captain Rajahee does not torture bad guys because there is no need. Not when his usually shielded eyes can sent out powerful democracy waves, which make bad guys work many hard hours for Lexus. Chinese government very suspicious. Who is this Captain Rajahee with his legs of steel? All China want to know. Against traditional Chinese values for crime fighting just to run amuck. Look! There he go again! 9:44:25 AM    comment []