Teaching Treason
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Tonight's Impact Segment looks at a new chapter
in the continuing story that we've been following at The Factor, the attempt
by the nation's radical left educators to warp little brains. We were
in the forefront of the media to spread the word about liberal wacko
Colorado University professor Ward Churchill, and although he has yet to be
fired, sources tell us that he has found our attacks very irritating.
As vile as Churchill's anti-American remarks have been, at least he
is teaching at a University, where, on assumes, the students have the
ability to not take his class, and the freedom to shun him without fear of
reprimand. Not so with the public school students at Mount Anthony
Union High School in Bennington, Vermont, where Bret Chenkin teaches
English.
Chenkin, it seems, has made Bush-bashing a pre-requisite
to passing his so-called class. How else to explain
a
test item such as this one, where the student must select the correct
defilement in order to complete the statement.
"I wish Bush would be (coherent, eschewed) for once
during a speech, but there are theories that his everyday diction charms
the below-average mind, hence insuring him Republican votes."
The 'correct' answer, of course, is coherent. This is
simply beyond the pale. Keep in mind the fact that English is a required
subject in the state of Vermont. This is not the case in Mexico,
where the typical below average student will illegally cross the border to
the United States by the age of seventeen.
The Factor urges the Bennington school board to
terminate Chenken immediately, unless, of course, he has tenure, in
which case The Factor urges the Bennington school board to terminate Chenken
as quickly as possible. Public high schools do not typically have tenure,
but in liberal states like Vermont, home of the loony DNC chairman Howard
Dean, anything is possible.
Some of you have written the Factor in the past, asking
why we peel such small potatoes. Good question, and perfect fodder for our
fish and chips analogy. From the spud which dwells underground to the
haddock which pees in the sea, they all exist for the purpose of being
consumed by this great society. And we intend to fry them, one at a time.
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