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Cheney Treated for Shortness of Breadth
Vice president Dick Cheney was treated and released this
morning for what his doctors described as a pronounced shortness of breadth.
"Mister Cheney has always suffered from lack of breadth," said psychic
proctologist Dr. Arnie J Bacon. "Combine this with his amazing lack of
depth, and one could almost claim that he does not exist. But then there's
the question of length, and that's the difference between one dimension and
two. A line is infinitely more complex than a point. I don't think that's in
dispute. But it's a thin line, a mighty thin line."
Aside from being given an injection of substance, Cheney
also had his teeth filed and toenails clipped. |
