Hannity and Robertson examine a nice piece of veal
"Welcome back to the second hour of the Sean Hannity radio
show, where we need your support more than ever. Three hours a day is what
we ask, and you can have the weekends off. If you've just joined us, we've
been talking to one of my favorite people, televangelist Pat Robertson. Our
topic today is the
latest outrage in Israel, where the minister of tourism has reneged on a
deal with Pat to build an amusement park in Galilee. Those Jews are plenty
mean spirited, aren't they Pat? I mean, I like the way they always act like
they're the ones who are being persecuted, and here you have an example
where they just set out to destroy your dream of an amusement park because,
well, that's part of their agenda."
"Sean, I've got to take exception to some of what you are
saying here. What I was planning was a project called the Heritage Center,
and it would have been a very inspirational biblical theme park, not at all
like an amusement park."
"So basically what you're saying is - no rides."
"I wouldn't go that far, Sean... We might have a few."
"More inspirational rides, perhaps. Because you were going
to call it Jesusland, and it just sounded to me like it had the potential to
be a whole lot of fun."
"That was just the
London
Times that called it Jesusland. That's the liberal press for you, always
twisting things around in an effort to make people of faith look foolish.
But it would have been a lot of fun, Sean, as well as fulfilling a real
need."
"And that need would have been?"
"The establishment of an entertainment zone within the
Holy land."
"Well, I'm all for it. And you know what else? You're
absolutely correct about the left wing media, and how they twist things in
an unflattering light. Tell me what you think about this report from today's
New York Times.
"Pat Robertson reportedly poked himself in the eyes and
slapped himself silly this morning, after learning that his statement
claiming that Ariel Sharon's stroke was punishment from God would cause
him to lose out on a $50 million dollar deal with Israel. "Stupid, stupid,
stupid," said the senile funnyman, speaking to no one in particular on his
'700 Club' show. "Why, I oughta pound me."
"That's a perfect example. I tell you what, Sean. I'm not
the least little bit amused that the New York Times would stoop to calling
me senile. I still have it going on, if you know what I mean, and I think
that you do."
"Fifty million dollars, though. That's some chunk of
change."
"Yes, that arrogant Abraham Hirchson, and his accursed
ministry of tourism. I guess if the Lord wants to smite him there's nothing
much we can do about it. You know, sometimes it seems to me like everyone is
an authority on scripture these days."
"Isn't that the truth."
"Yes it is, Sean. Those words came from this mouth that
the Lord gave me. There are no foolish words, only foolish ears."
"Amen to that, brother, and thanks for joining us. Coming
up, President Bush signs a bill today aimed at combating human trafficking.
We'll have Dick Morris here to explain why some in the liberal media oppose
the legislation. Stay tuned." |
