Today's Topic: It's all Entertainment! 9:54 PM EST
Katy Hipke & Mark Hoback
Saddam is SMOKIN' HOT entertainment!
I hate to see something awful happen to him,
just when he's really coming into his own, like getting picked up by FOX
(The Saddam Hussein Show.) or added as a judge for American Idol... He's got
too many scarce skills that would just atrophy if limited to the
entertainment industry... He should run for governor of, like... California
or...TEXAS!!!
I'm having 'May Your Mustache Be Cursed" t-shirts and matching bumper
stickers printed up today. The man is evil, yes, and cruel, uh-huh...wealthy
beyond any ability to comprehend those outside his lofty class as anything
more significant than livestock. He is
delusional with narcissism. Guaranteed to be ballotable in at least Alaska,
Idaho and especially Texas.
Yeee Haw'd not Jihad,
your pal,
-katy
'May your mustache be cursed' - that is a good
line, one that I suspect may quickly supercede the popularity of 'May the force
be with you' throughout all of Iraq. Or at least the Baathist provinces.
I really feel that there are many sit-com worthy
aspects at play in this trial (which, if we do acquire the rights as
expected, I suggest we dub as 'Courting Saddam'). I particularly like the
riff where Judge Abdel-Rahman tries to restore order and our #1 Guy quips "Hit
your own head with that gavel." All that's missing is the 'AYYE'. I know
I've watched 'King of Queens' at least fifty times without stumbling across
anything that spontaneously funny.
Speaking of rib-tickling, I was
reading the transcript of Dick Cheney and Brit Hume on FOX on the peppering
of Harry, and was taken in by this classic exchange:
Hume: Now, is it clear that --
he had caught part of the shot, is that right?
Cheney: Part of the shot. He was struck in the right side of his face, his
neck and his upper torso on the right side of his body.
Hume: And you -- and I take it, you missed the bird.
Some folks are just born with it.
Yours,
-mark
Do you think we could get Cheney/Saddam TOGETHER
for a show? Maybe a hunting show. ON PBS! They could drive/boat all around Texas
killing things and arguing, drinking and cursing mustaches.
In the proud tradition of both men's political past, we could call the
show, The Aristocrats....no, sorry, that has been done.
Okay...how about Dick and Saddam's Wild Feifdom?
-k
Hmm... they do have a lot in common, two cranky
old war lords who feel like they're above it all. Make it kind of like the old
Patty Duke show - you could lose your mind - but set it in a Ford Bronco. A
Hummer would be more realistic, but we don't want to alienate our female viewers
by making it too macho. Throw in a female driver with a smart mouth and
big knockers and I think we might even sell it to one of the network channels.
Because they both are very handsome men.
-m
Okay, but I think we both know eventually Saddam
and Dick kiss.
Long and with tongues actually flicking in and out of their sadistic frowning
mouths.
Dick shoots Saddam at the end of every episode and things pick up anew next
time. Not unlike South Park with Kenny.
-k(aty)
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