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Slobodan Milosevic. As dead
as a doornail.
The
worthless
hide of the
self-proclaimed
'Ayatollah Khomeini
of Serbia' was found
dead in his prison cell this
morning. Officials said that even
though the corpse was emitting putrid purple
fumes, Milosevic appeared to have died of natural causes.
Although he was widely known during the Clinton administration
as the 'Butcher of the Balkans', his coin fell with his imprisonment and
subsequent trial - now entering it's fifth and apparently final season.
Milosevic was further diminutized after the election of George Bush, who
took Slobodan's beloved nickname and bastardized it into the 'Butcher of
Bagdahd' for Saddam
Hussein. Milosevic never forgave the slight. Why a
natural cause for such a vile criminal as the
man behind four Balkan wars and the
murder and torture of hundreds
of thousands, one might
wonder. And then one
might buy a
frosty cold
beer. |
