Moussaoui Dissed By Fellow Terrorists
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 Hey,
my brothers, have you heard the latest babblings to fall from the mouth of
Zacarias Moussaoui? |
 Be
still, my soul. Is he popping off again? That fool doesn't have the common
sense that Allah gives a toaster. |
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Ha,
Mustafa, you do such injustice to toasters. |
 Indeed
he does, Nurjaman. I think upon the great Syrian sit-com 'My Mother the
Toaster', wherein Pusada al-Ramin's mother is reincarnated as a talking
toaster. I tell you now, Zacarias could not hold a candle to the wisdom of
that device. |
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I
stand corrected. The appliance I was thinking of was the microwave. |
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That
analogy makes no logical sense. |
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Of
course it doesn't. I've had my brain scrambled from reading about the
ludicrous ravings of Moussaoui! |
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I
do understand. Our brother simply wants to be a big shot. So what does he
do? He tells the court he was supposed to fly a plane into the White House.
'Look at me, everybody, I am such a fine terrorist that I was selected for
the big dance'. Ha. What conceit. Did he even know how to fly, Khalid?
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Surely
you jest, Nurjaman. Zacarias doesn't even know how to zip a fly. |
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You
are referring, no doubt, to his tendency to wearing the godless Western
trousers of the infidels. |
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Those
things do look difficult, with their multiple legs, and pockets. And then
there's that zipper. |
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They
are not as difficult to operate as you may believe, Nurjaman. I have worn
trousers on a number of occasions. They help me to walk among the infidels
without arousing suspicions. In many ways trousers act as a cloak of
invisibility. |
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Maybe
so, Khalid, but it is disturbing to me how unflatteringly they emphasize the
ass. |
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I
am in solidarity with you on that, my brother. But it occurs to me that our
friend Khalid may in fact be a bit of an ass man. |
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Silence! |
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Back
on topic... Do you know who Zacarias claimed was intended to be his
co-pilot? Richard Reed! |
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Richard
Reed, the leader of the Fantastic Four? Truly those are the words of an
insane man. |
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You
are thinking of Reed Richards, Mustafa. He refers to Richard Reed, the 'Shoe
Bomber'. |
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Bwah
ha ha ha ha ha hoo hee hee hee... |
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I,
too, often chuckle at the very sounds of the phrase 'shoe bomber'. |
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...har
har har ho ha ha hee uh hoo ha ha... |
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How'd
you like to be stuck with a sobriquet like that? |
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...uh
hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha har har... |
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Silence! |
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Mmm.
So Khalid, do you think that brother Moussaoui has been brainwashed by the
Americans into saying these incriminating things? |
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No,
I do not. It is my belief that he confesses to falsehoods so that he may
become a martyr, murdered at the hands of the United States government. |
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Ooo,
sounds to me that someone's been glomming ideas from the decadent infidels
of the mainstream media. |
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Heh
heh. |
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What
have you been reading, Khalid - The New York Times? The Huffington Post? |
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Bwahahahahahaha,
ho ho hee hee... |
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Or
maybe you've been watching a little television, hmm? CNN? Or maybe
something a little more fair and balanced? FOX? Al-Jazeera? |
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...uh
hoo hoo hoo, uh hee hee hee... |
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Silence! |
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Sorry,
Kahlid... It's just that... I always say I'd rather be a live asshole than a
dead martyr. |
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You
are, Mustafa. You are. |
