Stupid Kid Captured
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partiot99>hello?
Sadir>welcome partiot99
mohammed007>hey
partiot99>is it safe to talk?
Sadir>safe to talk? You mean what?
partiot99>talk stuff. INFO!!!
mohammed007>oh sure, it’s safe. We’ve got a firewall
partiot99>cool. U guys are cool? U the real guys? U Moslems?
mohammed007>You bet we’re legit. I was born Moslem. I’ve never even been outside of Iraq. Praise Allah. Ask me where I am right now.
partiot99>where r u at?
mohammed007>Iraq
partiot99>wow!
Sadir>what can we do for you partiot?
partiot99>I have secret info
mohammed007>Really? You sound like you are the man… what does your name mean?
partiot99>u no, a patriot, like a hero. I want 2 help all of my Moslem brothers escape from the yokes of…
Sadir>you spelled it wrong
partiot99>???
Sadir>you spelled patriot wrong. Your screen name.
mohammed007>he doesn’t have any intelligence
Sadir>yeah, I don’t think so either
partiot99>Do too!!!!!!!
partiot99>how do I change my name?
Sadir>you have to log out and log back in again
mohammed007>what you got intelligence on kid?
partiot99>im not a kid, im a soldier
Sadir>LOL
mohammed007>what you got intelligence on soldier?
partiot99>tanks
Sadir>your welcome
mohammed007>ROTFLMAO
partiot99>???
mohammed007>Ah, I think we know just about everything there is to know about tanks
partiot99>but this is all secret. im a crewman for the 81st… hold on, im gonna go change my name.
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Patriot99> hello?
Jones>welcome patriot99
smith007>hey
Patriot99> who r u guys?
Jones>It’s us. We’ve gone deep undercover.
smith007>yeah. We turned the firewall all the way up.
Jones>cause we’re pretty sure that we can’t trust you..
smith007>yeah. I don’t think we can trust you with the People’s Secrets. You’re just a kid. Praise Allah.
Patriot99> im not a kid. Ive got documents!!! Whats ur email? Ill send them
Jones>I think it’s a waste of time, smith007
smith007>I know Jones, but lets give him a shot. Okay kid. It’s alqaeda@msn.com
Patriot99> no way!!!!!!
Jones>Way. Last thing the Feds would ever suspect…
Jones> Got it.
Patriot99> its good isn’t it? its good
Smith007> looks darn good kid. No, make that soldier. Looks great soldier.
Jones> that’s darn good intelligence
Smith007> How’d you like to meet our boss, soldier? I’m sure you’ve heard of Mister X. He makes great baklava.
Patriot99> that’d be cool
Jones> Okay Anderson, I mean patriot99… Let’s see… we have you located in Tacoma, Washington… that’s Elicott Street?
Patriot99>yeah. 1240 Elicott
Smith007> Cool. Mister X should be there before you can say ‘Praise Allah’
Jones>Pleasure working with you sir.
Patriot99> thanks
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