Hi. I'm the little angel of hope. Would you
like a Twinkie? Gosh, you sure look like you could use one...
Sometimes I like to appear to people who
are wearing frowny faces. Like you. Listen, there's no reason to be sad.
Things could be so much worse. Look at me, for example. My beautiful downy
wings have been transformed into these round Frisbee-like things. You're right,
they do weigh a ton, and then when it rains they fill up with water and the
next thing you know I've got birds and squirrels all the fuck over me. It's
turned my hair white, it has, and there's not a goddamn thing I can do about
it.
Still, I live in a beautiful garden, filled
with fragrant flowers, along with the aforementioned birds and squirrels.
Filthy creatures, those squirrels. And did I mention that this picture was
taken a few months ago, before the flowers became nothing but dead memories.
Pretty soon, I'll be up to my ass in snow, and like an idiot I'm wearing
this thin summer dress, so in a word, I'm fucked. But you'd never know it,
because my face is frozen into this vapid stare of perpetual innocence. |
