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The Prophet Yahweh Saturday
Wrap-up
06/12/05 10:48 AM EST
Prophet Yahweh has been lowered to a code blue phenomenon.
Yesterday, as promised, Prophet
Yahweh traveled to his one hundred dollar summoning sight to look over his
property and take video for the whole world to see. And I'll bet that you
can't guess what happened to him upon arrival.
...as soon as we
stepped on the property and summoned, a glowing orb appeared on my request
to YAHWEH to send it.
I'm giving no link to the video
here, because the one provided by PY returns a 'file not found' message.
Besides, "It is jittery in the video, but you can
still see it, and we had to edit excess footage, to make the video smaller
for uploading".
We'll wait for something a
little better. PY also states that he talked to his 'potential benefactor',
who plans to visit him in 'a week or two', presumably with his checkbook.
I will not
mention who he is because he is very influential.
We're guessing Mike Tyson,
although there's a lot of loose talk that it could be Bono.
FGAQ can confirm that Prophet
Yahweh was indeed featured on the Jay Diamond radio show last night. I was
able to listen to approximately thirty minutes of it before my eyeballs
rolled into the back of my head.
As of late, Prophet has taken to
posting large amounts of his teachings, such as his treatise on the proper
spelling of YAHWEH, and the fact that the real name of Jesus was Esus. These
are fairly long and detailed pieces, and you're not going to get any info on
them from me. Because I just don't care. You should understand, however,
that unless you truly understand the information that he is providing,
you'll never be able to summon UFOs on your own. Other than as a good way to
win bar bets, this is something I have no desire to do, but if you differ,
you might want to subscribe
to his group. Speaking of which, PY is being deluged by emails from
people so upset by his religious teachings that they want him to unsubscribe
them from his group. He has a little message for these lazy folks:
Why are you
trying to manipulate me to do what you can do by just clicking the
"Unsubscribe" link at the bottom of each email?
I know why you are asking me to do it.
You are doing it because you want me to know you are leaving and see that
you are unsubscribing with nasty words, punctuations, and attitudes in an
attempt to strike at me.
But, it doesn't work against a man like me.
As the old saying goes, "don't go away angry, just go away."
FGAQ, your one source for Prophet Yahweh updates.
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