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Prophet Bozotros Takes the Helm
06/1405 7:57 PM EST
Prophet Yahweh is currently at code aquamarine, which means that the
previous writer of this history of the forty-five days of glory is now far
too embarrassed to file any further dispatches, at least until Prophet
Yahweh does something that's significant enough to bring him back to at
least Code Yellow. Sorry. Prophet Bozotros will take the helm until that
time.
Oh man, in Brasilia this is what
is called a good gig. Yeah. On Channel 4 tin my country, they introduce me
as 'Bolas del Algodón', which in English means Cotton Balls. I do a kid's
show, but in Brazil the kids are a hell of a lot meaner than the kids in a
lot of other countries. They really suck, and I live a life of constant
hatred.
So FGAQ is paying me 15 pesadios
per column to write about this lunatic known as Prophet Yahweh? I tell you
what - I've only been looking at his dossier for less than fifteen minutes
and I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is an embarrassment to true
prophets everywhere. He cannot even stick to a topic. I hope he is eaten by
clams.
I will return to these pages
until the hue changes to a more credible color. I myself once predicted the
reintroduction of the McRib® Sandwich, perhaps not as exciting as a race of
alien beings descending upon our planet to govern it with brutal force, but
a whole hell of a lot tastier, I'll tell you that Prophet Yahweh!
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