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Prophet Yahweh to the Rescue
06/16/05 11:33 AM EST
Prophet Yahweh is currently at
code green, the lowest possible alert level for a prophet. FGAQ made the
serious mistake of saying that we would follow this old fool until his UFO
summoning period ended on July 15. While we intend to honor our word, Mister
Hoback has much more important things to do, and has turned over writing
chores to the host of the Brazilian television children's show 'Vamos',
Bolas del Algodón.
Wow, can this guy Prophet Yahweh
ever write. I don't mean that he can write well, just that he can fill vast
numbers of pages with his delusional drivel. If I had known I would have to
wade through this much spew, I would have asked for more than R$15 per
column. Ai-yi-yi, it's no wonder that this guy hasn't had much time to hunt
down UFOs.
Mister Hoback neglected to tell
you that one of PYs main areas of concentration over the past few days was
the publication of his very long treatise proving that Jesus - oops, I mean
Esus (PY having earlier proven that J did not exist) - and his disciples
were in reality nothing but a group of radical homosexuals bent on hiding
YAHWEH's truth. This was so long that he broke it up into a three part
series, with other ravings in between.
More? Yes, they were all
pedophiles as well, and he provided 'obscene religious art' to help make his
point. Now, I hate to bring a brother down, but the little print on the
margin shows these pictures to have been taken from Rotten dot com (look it
up yourself), a site specializing in the most obscene and grotesque images
in existence. (you know, diseased babies, industrial accidents, decomposing
corpses, that sort of thing). Not the best place for a prophet to be
surfing.
But the above is an important
topic, because one of Prophet Yahweh's biggest chores is to destroy all the
religions of the world, and make way for the one true religion, which of
course is the one with the spaceships in it.
These Beings are not big head,
big eyed creatures that you see in the movies.
No.
They are the Angels of YAHWEH who are here to get the full and undivided
attention of the people on earth so that they can announce the return of
the Messiah.
The Messiah is coming in over 20,000 inter-galactic spaceships to take
over the earth and set up the eternal Kingdom of YAHWEH.
The great secret behind this whole UFO phenomenon is religious!
These Beings hate the religions of the earth because all of them are lies
with no way for souls to be saved!
I was reading a posting on one forum by
a person who thought that the whole Prophet Yahweh gig was timed to tie in
with the premier of 'War of the Worlds'. Not a bad theory, but you'd think
he would get a little more press.
FGAQ, your one source for Prophet Yahweh updates.
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