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  Saturday, June 18, 2005




Prophet Yahweh Gets All Homophobic On Us
06/18/05 80:08 PM EST


Prophet Yahweh is currently at code green, the lowest possible alert level for a prophet. FGAQ made the serious mistake of saying that we would follow this old fool until his UFO summoning period ended on July 15. While we intend to honor our word, Mister Hoback has much more important things to do, and has turned over writing chores to the host of the Brazilian television children's show 'Vamos', Bolas del Algodón.

You know what Prophet Yahweh doesn't like? Gay people. They really grill his cheese. Big time. As a matter of fact, he doesn't even want them to read about him.

I want all homosexuals or homosexual sypathizers or advocates, on my list, who are not willing to consider the truth - that homosexuality is a form of self induced mental derangement caused by a person having been deceived into thinking it's an acceptable lifestyle, especially to the Creator, to please unsubscribe immediately.

Man, that's harsh. But such is the nature of Prophet Yahweh, who just ended his multi-part series on homosexuality. (Sample: This is self induced mental illness through Satanic possession. a man releasing his sperm up into another man's butt hole as if he can get the other man pregnant by doing so.)

Uh, well, the way that Prophet Yahweh explains things, it does sound a little Satanic. Thanks for sharing PY. But the man does have credibility, as he later explains.

People talk about being gay and hear about being gay, but most of them never really think about what fags do when having sex... Neither do they think about how sick the nasty acts are that they commit with one another...

As for me, I know it is as sick as I have described for a fact!

The way I know, is that I use to be a homosexual.

Again, Prophet, thanks for the memories.

FGAQ, your one source for Prophet Yahweh updates.




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