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Whatever Happened to Prophet
Yahweh?
06/126/05 11:38 AM EST
Really? It's been that long since we wrote about Prophet Yahweh? Oh my. Ah,
you may think you've got me - I did say that I would follow him until the
end of his 45 day Media Summoning Period. I've kept my word - I have
followed him, reading every delusional word that he puts out. And believe
me, Stephen King has nothing on this guy when it comes to spewing out
verbiage. I just haven't reported on PY because it hasn't been much of a
story, aside from watching one man's meltdown.
Mister P is well past the
halfway point of his quest by now, and has, unsurprisingly, brought down
exactly 0 properly documented UFOs. I say unsurprisingly due to the wide
variety of distractions that Prophet has detailed for us, such as the
Air Forces use of chemical trails to befoul the Los Vegas skyline, wild
fires, the blimp
makers at Plantraco, psychotic Christians who follow him everywhere, and
inferior video equipment.
In an earlier email today, about how small space craft
have appeared to us 3 times after 3 different summonings, on 3 successive
days, and we were not able to capture them on film.
In the email, I said the following: "Part of the problem is the
consumer Sony camcorders we are using. It's not their ability to capture the
sighting on film, it's the very small, low resolution view finder we look
through to see if the camera is recording the sighting.
I whipped my checkbook right out
then and there when I heard of PY's plight. Why, the poor man can't even afford to eat.
Dear pystudents
and pyufos,
I think it is time that I told you all why, during interviews, I am:
not talking in complete sentences
getting too excited at times
stuttering so much
losing my train of thought
and having to pause so much when trying to express myself
The reason why is that I have not eaten any food since last month, May 31,
2005.
I don't know, fella. Maybe this wasn't
the best possible time for a fast.
Because of my
brain not getting the nutrients it needs to function properly, all the
things above are the results.
This is the real reason why I have been trying to send out all the emails I
can before my fast starts taking so much of a toll on me that I can type any
more.
Stop it, dude. You're embarassing me.
Soon, I will
have to stop typing and even reading emails.
I have over 515
emails that have not been opened and 1,500 of them that have not been
responded to properly.
And, with me now
fasting like this, it's getting to the point that I can't even open them
much less type them.
Regardless, if you hear me in an interview, and I sound like my reasoning
and speaking may be a little off, now you know why.
Please don't be embarrassed by it.
The end is near.
FGAQ, your one source for Prophet Yahweh updates.
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