Tuesday, December 21, 2004

supercalifrag… no, that blasted word will not fit in my haiku   7:33:45 PM    comment []

new high score on game Annster fingers fly around hitting yellow cubes 7:32:59 PM    comment []

	Monday, December 20, 2004

so sorry master no haiku for school today haiku eating dog   7:24:26 PM    comment []

Welcome today very special haiku guest visiting from Tar Heel State. Hello now Mister Paul Hinlichs. Paul, give us haiku! A life for Jesus Punctuated with burgers Roger lives loudly -- Very good! Very good! Please visit Hinlichs blog, Play With My Food. Now for more of his haiku! -- Godzilla sushi Hirohito kimono Daikon haiku bows   2:46:42 PM    comment []

Hu Jintao calls Tung Chee-hwa a flaming asshole Honk Kong insulted Rumsfeld has to go no he doesn’t, senator so much confusion Lemony Snicket (very good fit for haiku) smash at box office   editorial! who is man of year? smirks from lofty perch on Time George W Bush   weather report! today very cold tuesday expect more of same Wednesday warming trend amusing corner! Man lock self in head Delay plane for almost hour Guess he had to go 11:11:23 AM    comment []

	Sunday, December 19, 2004

haiku mistake!  Ha! More funny mistakes. From Big Contest mentioned on very first day. Remember, haiku about Carolina Tar Heels. Another haiku sent to me. No chance of winning, since I am not official judge and big prize sponsors. No matter, we will now print haiku from big prize loser Steve. Too fucking late to Submit my Tar Heel haiku - Worked late at office. Ha, ha! Makes no sense! Does office have no email? Maybe then... Wait! More haiku mistake. Know little blue word under red boxes? Says 'comment'? Yesterday I click on one, and guess what? Haiku! How Tar Heels haiku got there, I have no clue. This one from Sandy Underpants, and is also big prize loser. Enjoy! Our feet jumping blue Carolina Tar Heel love In this office nest 2:37:03 PM    comment []

no signing machine now Rumsfeld will be making X for every death satellite in news military spy on earth but its just the French Bush push stupid plan Fix social security Like my dog was fixed amusing corner! old Beatle guitar sold for half a million bucks me, I played trombone 10:35:48 AM    comment []

	Saturday, December 18, 2004

nude in the ocean   gray fish nibble on my toes –   ouch, that was my cock 9:00:19 AM    comment []

	Friday, December 17, 2004

new feature! haiku guest! Whoa! i hate haiku already brining in tons of new haiku. Not like sewage, not at all! First guest is renowned haiku dominatrix K-T. Two haiku, we are blessed. Very lucky to have her here, only two nights in the bed, as we say in haiku industry. K-T. Very good writer of haiku. Clap hands, more will soon be here. Example coming. I like men I like their flesh but not their ideas cannibalism -- now for more haiku! -- Why don't men like me she asked licking her lips with someone else's tongue 7:51:37 PM    comment []

i hate haiku big success!  Ha! i hate haiku proving very popular. Word on street is thumbs up. Three thousand hits first day. How many on day two? Grains of sand... Pardon me! Almost make haiku. Hard to turn brain off sometimes - full of haiku. Now to introduce new feature: meta-haikuing. Haiku about haiku. Only here, at i hate haiku. Example coming. they say that haiku never will be popular mama you were wrong 2:51:22 PM    comment []

Cypress now rejoice EU moves on Turkey deal so have a nice day old man shakes his head all mistakes are in the plan friends desert him now new internet virus disguised as e-christmas card Santa sheds a tear amusement corner! a familiar voice did you say Osama? No I said yomama 9:32:47 AM    comment []

	Thursday, December 16, 2004

haiku mistake!  Ha! Already someone writes in with haiku. From Big Contest earlier. To me, this post was sent - not to the proper source. Contents concern office and Tar Heels. Not much about office in haiku. No chance of winning, since I now have entry, and it did not go to Continental Tire Bowl, big prize sponsors. No matter, i hate haiku will print this haiku from big prize loser Katy. Tar Heels, why not try the gummy shoes, or slipper socks from Virginia? Ha, ha! No one even knows her context! 10:16:58 PM    comment []

surprise in her eyes  unimagined consequence –  why pull my finger? 3:55:25 PM    comment []

big haiku contest! Make haiku for big prize! Win four tickets to 2004 Continental Tire Bowl, PLUS four Inside Carolina T-shirts! BONUS PLUS! Your company receive quarter page ad in Inside Carolina magazine! You be big man around office. Enter now right here! What to make haiku about? Ahh, tricky! Tar Heels, and your office. Why your office loves Tar Heels more than next persons office. Not so easy. Seventeen syllable. Not so easy at all. Example follow. oh carolina your tar heels of nicest blue make office happy See? Now your turn. Big prize waiting. 1:26:45 PM    comment []

yes, I am alone  but now your two bit boyfriend  sleeps with the fishes 12:47:15 PM    comment []

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