Mark Hoback: i love haiku

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 00:33:45 GMT

supercalifrag…
no, that blasted word will not
fit in my haiku

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 00:32:59 GMT

new high score on game
Annster fingers fly around
hitting yellow cubes

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:24:26 GMT

so sorry master
no haiku for school today
haiku eating dog

Mon, 20 Dec 2004 19:46:42 GMT

Welcome today very special haiku guest visiting from Tar Heel State. Hello now Mister Paul Hinlichs. Paul, give us haiku!

A life for Jesus
Punctuated with burgers
Roger lives loudly

-- Very good! Very good! Please visit Hinlichs blog, Play With My Food. Now for more of his haiku! --

Godzilla sushi
Hirohito kimono
Daikon haiku bows

Mon, 20 Dec 2004 16:11:23 GMT

Hu Jintao calls Tung
Chee-hwa a flaming asshole
Honk Kong insulted

Rumsfeld has to go
no he doesn’t, senator
so much confusion

Lemony Snicket
(very good fit for haiku)
smash at box office

editorial!
who is man of year?
smirks from lofty perch on Time
George W Bush

weather report!
today very cold
tuesday expect more of same
Wednesday warming trend

amusing corner!
Man lock self in head
Delay plane for almost hour
Guess he had to go

Sun, 19 Dec 2004 19:37:03 GMT

haiku mistake!

Ha! More funny mistakes. From Big Contest mentioned on very first day. Remember, haiku about Carolina Tar Heels. Another haiku sent to me. No chance of winning, since I am not official judge and big prize sponsors. No matter, we will now print haiku from big prize loser Steve.

Too fucking late to
Submit my Tar Heel haiku -
Worked late at office.

Ha, ha! Makes no sense! Does office have no email? Maybe then...

Wait! More haiku mistake. Know little blue word under red boxes? Says 'comment'? Yesterday I click on one, and guess what? Haiku! How Tar Heels haiku got there, I have no clue. This one from Sandy Underpants, and is also big prize loser. Enjoy!

Our feet jumping blue
Carolina Tar Heel love
In this office nest

Sun, 19 Dec 2004 15:35:48 GMT

no signing machine
now Rumsfeld will be making
X for every death

satellite in news
military spy on earth
but its just the French

Bush push stupid plan
Fix social security
Like my dog was fixed

amusing corner!
old Beatle guitar
sold for half a million bucks
me, I played trombone

Sat, 18 Dec 2004 14:00:19 GMT

nude in the ocean
gray fish nibble on my toes –
ouch, that was my cock

Sat, 18 Dec 2004 00:51:37 GMT

new feature! haiku guest!

Whoa! i hate haiku already brining in tons of new haiku. Not like sewage, not at all!

First guest is renowned haiku dominatrix K-T. Two haiku, we are blessed. Very lucky to have her here, only two nights in the bed, as we say in haiku industry. K-T. Very good writer of haiku. Clap hands, more will soon be here.

Example coming.

I like men I like
their flesh but not their ideas cannibalism

-- now for more haiku! --

Why don't men like me
she asked licking her lips with
someone else's tongue

Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:51:22 GMT

i hate haiku big success!

Ha! i hate haiku proving very popular. Word on street is thumbs up. Three thousand hits first day. How many on day two? Grains of sand...

Pardon me! Almost make haiku. Hard to turn brain off sometimes - full of haiku. Now to introduce new feature: meta-haikuing. Haiku about haiku. Only here, at i hate haiku.

Example coming.

they say that haiku
never will be popular
mama you were wrong

Fri, 17 Dec 2004 14:32:47 GMT

Cypress now rejoice
EU moves on Turkey deal
so have a nice day

old man shakes his head
all mistakes are in the plan
friends desert him now

new internet virus
disguised as e-christmas card
Santa sheds a tear

amusement corner!
a familiar voice
did you say Osama? No
I said yomama

Fri, 17 Dec 2004 03:16:58 GMT

haiku mistake!

Ha! Already someone writes in with haiku. From Big Contest earlier. To me, this post was sent - not to the proper source. Contents concern office and Tar Heels. Not much about office in haiku. No chance of winning, since I now have entry, and it did not go to Continental Tire Bowl, big prize sponsors. No matter, i hate haiku will print this haiku from big prize loser Katy.

Tar Heels, why not try
the gummy shoes, or slipper
socks from Virginia?

Ha, ha! No one even knows her context!

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 20:55:25 GMT

surprise in her eyes
unimagined consequence –
why pull my finger?

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 18:26:45 GMT

big haiku contest!

Make haiku for big prize! Win four tickets to 2004 Continental Tire Bowl, PLUS four Inside Carolina T-shirts! BONUS PLUS! Your company receive quarter page ad in Inside Carolina magazine! You be big man around office. Enter now right here!

What to make haiku about? Ahh, tricky! Tar Heels, and your office. Why your office loves Tar Heels more than next persons office. Not so easy. Seventeen syllable. Not so easy at all. Example follow.

oh carolina
your tar heels of nicest blue
make office happy

See? Now your turn. Big prize waiting.

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 17:47:15 GMT

yes, I am alone
but now your two bit boyfriend
sleeps with the fishes