Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Attention all Comers for the most part Sandy now empties his underpants at The Aristocrats 4:31:49 PM    comment []

	Saturday, April 01, 2006

Andy Riley and Andy mugshot cow wallpaper I had forgotten about all the movies Warhol made this is one I hadn't heard of the museum gives one a sense of how prolific he was and how many mediums he worked in the empty bench Andy obviously loved women I had the overall feeling that he wasn't ever trying to be kind to them, but that he wanted his art to be a conduit for their unvarnished expressions of self gift shop window, love the shirt     bye   3:36:06 PM    comment []

	Thursday, March 23, 2006

The Mattress Factory While in beautiful Pittsburgh, Riley and I visited the most fun museum ever, The Mattress Factory.  We had a lot of laughs and much amazement, here are a few pics: Riley reads a book in the library a tree stump is recreated from books starry starry night, with dots I named this gal Susan.  After a while I became comfortable with her presence, she seemed like just another person in the room.  I like my women nude and with dots. this pic was taken in the museum coffee shop those who know my proclivities can guess what artistic touch I added   several of the exhibits were great to experience but did not photograph well   one of the best could not be photographed at all it was a hallway leading to two chairs in a room of such utter blackness that no vision was possible none not even the outline of fingers held directly in front of your face within the room was a thigh-high railing beyond which as far as one's senses could discern was complete nothingness   8:44:03 PM    comment []

	Saturday, February 25, 2006

can you taste the thumbtacks?     what shall we call this breed of democracies we encourage with our guns and Texas diplomacy?   howzabout terradems or democrabombs? yeah democrabombs that's it that captures the essence   **     let's go ahead and give Dubai Ports World those shipping port contracts, what the hell.  and as a sweetener, to help them forgive our recent uncouth behavior, let's include a 35 month contract for Whitehouse operation.     **   near absolute power strives for perfection or dies.  near absolute power never says to himself, "hey maybe I am too powerful, probably time to cut back on all the power."     **    funniest thing I've read in 3 months or maybe it's the saddest thing for our American experiment I swing back and forth 'tween the two   re. Dubai port situation   "Warner (Chairman John Warner, R-Va) then jumped in to assure Levin that he would ask Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to prepare a memorandum on the administration's interpretation of the law."   John Warner, you are so precious. don't you ever change     **    Have you seen the new game show, "Gonzales or Spit?"  it's a little bit Price is Right, it's a little bit Fear Factor, and it's a whole lotta fun.  Come on down:    a contestant chosen from the audience is blindfolded and spun around   next, the host chooses a celebrity from the panel to either read a Gonzales legal opinion out loud or dunk the contestant's head into a bucket of cold spit   if the contestant can correctly identify which action has occurred she wins a Mazda   3:01:26 PM    comment []

	Monday, February 20, 2006

I guess this is how our Republican leadership imagines an evening in an American home:   **   Hi Honey I'm home. Hi honey I just got home myself.  And have I got a surprize for you.  Remember Bill the health insurance guy?  No?  Well me neither, but he's here.  He wants to talk about insurance.  Isn't this great.  We'll have a lot of insurance understanding to do, barely informed choices to make, and get this, for added fun, the variables we'll be pondering may change during the course of our enrollment.  So not only do we get to choose which super plan is best for us, but we'll also be wagering on which company is least likely to screw us.  And then there's the donut hole, doesn't that sound like fun? That does sound like fun Sweetheart, how much does it cost? Only God knows dear. That's good enough for me.  Come on in here Bill, let's get this party started.   ***     -a proposed Democrat slogan for the coming election season regarding the gift to big pharma that is Medicare Part D.   -Screw the Donut Hole   as you can see, it works on several levels 7:54:56 PM    comment []

	Sunday, February 19, 2006

I'm wearing relatively clean underpants     support our magnetic ribbon manufacturers   *   choice   there are choices we must make in this life and one of the big ones is shall I laugh or whistle?       don't say the word 'choices' out loud a bunch of times, trust me    11:00:11 AM    comment []

	Saturday, February 18, 2006

fun headlines   Man Shot by Cheney Leaving Hospital   sounds like Cheney was waiting for him in the bushes outside the hospital.  "I truly believe Harry Whittington is in his last throes, if you will.  You're goin' down old man."     Rumsfeld Says Extremists Winning Media War   shorter Rummy, ...they are better liars than we are, and golly, that's a tough gold medal to win.  Liars Olympics, that's funny, I'm so gonna use that again.  But wait just one minute, I can't be still, I disagree with this outcome, we deserve the gold.  I think we beat 'em on both quality and quantity of lies.  And not only our lies, which are fabulous and plentiful, but also our liars.  This U.S. crew could set your tie on fire and call it Christmas.  But yet those darn crazy terrorists are beating us in results, how can that be?  Don't you see, it's the damn audience.  They got a better audience.  Ours is full of, well y'all know what they're full of, subversive assumptions about rights to privacy and free speech and all that hooey.  That's a lot of baggage on our side, very tough to run a successful propaganda operation in these conditions.  Switch audiences and we wipe the floor with 'em.     Cheers Greet Cheney at Appearance in Wyo.   Hooray for Shotgun Man!   Three Cheers for Shooter!   Shoot Me Mister Cheney!     **   and one last quote from the Theatre of the Absurd   "My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with," Harry Whittington said.   "And now I must get busy with cashing in the giant pile of chits I've collected.  No rest for the wicked.  I can't believe I'm taking an actual bullet for the team, wow, this is so cool. And one in the heart, can you believe it?  I am gonna make sooo much money." pretend Harry Whittington said.       who would you most like to see go on Cheney's next quail shoot?   bye   ***   6:14:54 PM    comment []

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