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Irony Defined
this is Rush Limbaugh’s response to
the domestic surveillance scandal: “If you’re doing nothing wrong why
would you care?”
that would be the same Rush Limbaugh
who’s spent the last two years fighting the release of his medical records
to the prosecutors who are investigating his procurement of illegally
obtained prescription drugs. --from
Tom Tomorrow
The
Limbaugh Philosophy
words dripping like pus from
a diseased penis
remember all the cash Limbaugh was
withdrawing - each time, just under the $10,000 reporting threshold to
avoid the prying eyes of the government. One might ask, "If you’re
doing nothing wrong why would you care?" $9300 $9725 $9250 and so on,
probably most of which was used to support his pain killer habit -
OxyContin. Many different doctors' prescriptions, filled at many
different pharmacies, supplemented with black market transactions
financed by the pattern of transactions above, which is in itself
illegal - money laundering. When I'm feeling especially unhelpful, I
wonder what percentage of Limbaugh's illegal drug money found its way to
finance other more interesting criminal pursuits, like, oh I don't know,
you pick one. OK, I'll go, just because this one is like hot diarrhea
on the Limbaugh ice cream. Probably more of Rush's money is in
terrorist pockets than 98% of Americans. That makes sense, doesn't it?
Rich man, big honkin' drug habit, yeah, I'd say he's gotta be in the top
2%. Mr. Personal Responsibility. ...Wait, wait you screech, Rush
Limbaugh is now our Star-Spangled Reformed Man. He's been born again
again. Oh yes. Much like a death-row inmate finds Jesus, Mr. Limbaugh
now peddles furiously to distance himself from the consequences of
getting caught. An entirely human thing for him to do, but a little sad
for those who purchase their opinions from him, the self-named
Dittoheads.
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