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Shorter FOX Hume-Cheney
Interview
...this shorter version is a service to
those who may not have seen uber Republican Brit Hume have a friendly
chat with uber Republican Dick Cheney about you know what. They took
turns eating clear broth with a fork and if history be our guide, by the
end of the week 39% of Americans will be doing the same.
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Right Wing Storytime
OK children, gather 'round, and Papa Dick
will spin you a yarn. Be prepared to defend it, whatever crazy crap it
may be. Hi Uncle Brit, let's begin.
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Good Day, Mr. Vice President. I admire you
because you are an admirable man from whom only admirable actions and
feelings could possibly flow. Yada, yada, really? You don't say. Well
that explains that. My admiration is based solely on your admirability
which I admire with an admiration so very strong and admirable, if
that's possible. You did what? Wow, talk about admirable, you may
have saved his life. So truthful you are, so brave. I feel blessed to
be breathing the same air as you sir. I long to rub up against you.
Just one more little thing Mr. Vice President, the way you handled the
police, you know, the whole 'let's wait 'til tomorrow to do this' idea.
Would you recommend that strategy to other Americans caught up in a
tight firearms-related incident?
Thank-you Brit, I feel almost the same way
about you. And because I believe it's the right call, I stopped
answering your questions about a minute ago.
the end
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With anyone other than our Republican Royal
Family, these two questions would be asked by the police.
1. were drugs or alcohol involved? with
these types of accidents, there's always a good chance of that. this
would be ascertained by an interview and tests by the police ASAP, not
at the shooter's convenience the next morning*. if this by itself
doesn't cause Republicans to see the arrogant contempt for the rule of
law at the heart of this government, one must wonder what can?
2. does the physical evidence that remains
jibe with the witness' descriptions? for example does the birdshot angle
of entry and penetration depth help confirm the stories or no?
* the choices available Saturday night were
these: shall we put off the police and endure the suspicion that Dick
had been drinking or shall we let the police in and confirm that Dick
had been drinking. clearly that decision or one very much like it was
made, wasn't it? I mean, come on folks, cupla old guys on a weekend
"hunt" with a cupla babes, not their wives, of course they were
drinking. And I'll shine your shoes if Cheney didn't take that
difficult shot to show off for his babe. Let's not forget that these
are men we're talking about, and I hate to be the one to break it to
tender America, but that's the kinda shit men do. You know it.
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Dick Cheney has done to
Harry Whittington what the Bush administration has done to America;
exercised careless arrogance to produce bad results.
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