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sounds like Cheney was waiting for him in
the bushes outside the hospital. "I truly believe
Harry Whittington is in his last throes, if you will. You're goin' down
old man."
shorter Rummy, ...they are better liars than
we are, and golly, that's a tough gold medal to win. Liars Olympics,
that's funny, I'm so gonna use that again. But wait just one minute, I
can't be still, I disagree with this outcome, we deserve the gold. I
think we beat 'em on both quality and quantity of lies. And not
only our lies, which are fabulous and plentiful, but also our liars.
This U.S. crew could set your tie on fire and call it Christmas. But
yet those darn crazy terrorists are beating us in results, how can that
be? Don't you see, it's the damn audience. They got a better
audience. Ours is full of, well y'all know what they're full of,
subversive assumptions about rights to privacy and free speech and all
that hooey. That's a lot of baggage on our side, very tough to run a
successful propaganda operation in these conditions. Switch audiences
and we wipe the floor with 'em.
Hooray for Shotgun Man!
Three Cheers for Shooter!
Shoot Me Mister Cheney!
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and one last quote from the
Theatre of the Absurd
"My family and I are deeply sorry for
everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with,"
Harry Whittington said.
"And now I must get busy with cashing in the
giant pile of chits I've collected. No rest for the wicked. I can't
believe I'm taking an actual bullet for the team, wow, this is so cool.
And one in the heart, can you believe it? I am gonna make sooo much
money." pretend Harry Whittington said.
who would you most like to see go on
Cheney's next quail shoot?
bye
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