what shall we call this breed of
democracies
we encourage with our guns and Texas
diplomacy?
howzabout terradems or democrabombs?
yeah democrabombs that's it
that captures the essence
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let's go ahead and give Dubai Ports World
those shipping port contracts, what the hell. and as a sweetener, to
help them forgive our recent uncouth behavior, let's include a 35
month contract for Whitehouse operation.
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near absolute power strives for perfection
or dies. near absolute power never says to himself,
"hey maybe I am too powerful, probably time
to cut back on all the power."
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funniest thing I've
read in 3 months
or maybe it's the
saddest thing
for our
American experiment
I swing back and forth
'tween the two
"Warner (Chairman John Warner, R-Va) then
jumped in to assure Levin that he would ask Attorney General Alberto
Gonzales to prepare a memorandum on the administration's
interpretation of the law."
John Warner, you are so precious. don't
you ever change
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Have you seen the new game show, "Gonzales
or Spit?" it's a little bit Price is Right, it's a little bit Fear
Factor, and it's a whole lotta fun. Come on down:
a contestant chosen from the audience is
blindfolded and spun around
next, the host chooses a celebrity from
the panel to either read a Gonzales legal opinion out loud or dunk the
contestant's head into a bucket of cold spit
if the contestant can correctly identify
which action has occurred she wins a Mazda
