Use Radio-Controlled Hatred To Manipulate The Minds of Weak Earthings!
For a limited time only, (like who has eternity anyway, except maybe the Arkonites), Edmund Products is offering these truly astonishing kits giving everyday assholes the ability to tap into the supernatural force that empowers the most powerful leaders in the universe!
Just assemble the transmitter, plug in the mike, and use the easy-to-follow instructions we've included at no extra cost! For $39.95, here's what you get:
Superhaterodyne transmitter of standard AM (antipathy modulation) broadcast frequencies. (blank PC board 11 5/8" x 5 1/4"), microphone. This kit comes with an informative 37 page training manual divided into 6 easy lessons:
(1) Repetition Trumps Truth
(2) Hate Objects Require Derisive Names
(3) Fear Strengthens Hatred
(4) Code Words Are Your Alibi
(5) We Are The Victims, They Are The Oppressors
(6) Mocking The Skeptics
Telephone for stooge call-ins not included. First 100 orders get our free audiotape, "Accusing Them Of What You Do!"
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