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Tuesday, February 25, 2003 |

Warm organic matter clasping metallic relative terrifies infant spoon.
6:46:49 PM
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Flatware
I've been using "silver" from Dollar General for years, so when I got to choose from a large selection of varied presents for my 10th anniversary at my present employer's, I jumped on the 42-piece set with caddy made by Towle. It arrived today. Like most guys, I'm not overly fussy about drapes and silver, but the simplicity and hushed elegance of this set filled me with avarice.
Okay, soft-pedaling now, I'm a dummy about such things, but I had never seen hanging silverware before that. What an idea! Who thought of that? Cool! And it was free! Who can resist cool and free?
On the upper left, you can catch a glimpse of a watercolor by Marcia (I'm using her real name because she does, when she signs her prints).
To get a better and more focused view of the Jungian spirituality of her work, take a trip to Ethereal Art. If you squint your eyes real hard, like Donald Rumsfield does when reporters question him, you'll see the golden section and, if you're there at precisely the right moment, you'll hear seaworthy echoes of Fibonacci emanating from her handcrafted spirals.
5:46:43 PM
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This guy is cute, Arby's, but he's certainly no 'Ove' Glove.
Some other differences:
Tom Arnold will do the voice of "Oven Mitt"; 'Ove' Glove communicates with universal sign language.
"Oven Mitt" will cost Arby's 85 $million; 'Ove' Glove costs $14.95.
"Oven Mitt" will sing Volare to sell Provolone & Beef sandwiches; 'Ove' Glove does a dead-on Dean Martin, singing That's Amore while rotating the focaccia.
"Oven Mitt" will try to avoid the fate of Domino's "Bad Andy"; 'Ove' Glove avoids Michael Jackson.
"Oven Mitt" will be asking, "What are you eating today?"; 'Ove' Glove likes to ask, "What's eating you today?"
Read more about "Oven Mitt" here; to follow the continuing adventures of 'Ove' Glove, you'll have to come here.
5:35:20 AM
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