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Saturday, March 29, 2003

The high-water mark is 89 weblogs, on 3/13/03; 10:18:13 PM.

The low-water mark is 0 weblogs, on 7/13/02; 8:53:20 PM.

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Do you wonder what we might have done if the update "feature" didn't go down for hours at a time? I don't really care, but we can easily break the century mark. Let's do that! Maybe on April Fools Day?


7:02:07 PM    comment []

A picture named Evil People.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Evil People Flee Explosions!

(1)     Three guys who have avoided conscription so far. Even though they are evil, they know they should walk to the right of the women and children, to protect them from traffic. Two of them are sporting attire that appears to be bathrobes. I never knew these people showered.

 

(2)     The woman in black, face uncovered, carrying either a baby or something wrapped in a white towel under her right arm. She is likely the matriarch, though her black garments indicate that she has irrevocably crossed over to the dark side. That is unfortunate. Even though we no longer favor women’s lib, we’d like to liberate her. Imagine how joyful her life will become once she is free. She might abandon her black for a trendy biege bathing suit purchased from an online Spiegel catalog and be evil in more appealing fashion.

 

(3)     A whole bunch of children. Some of them carrying other children. Too many children. (1) and (2) need to practice abstinence so there aren’t so many of them to flee our bombs. This may not prove that they are using chemical weapons, but they're obviously "doing it" too much.

 

(4)     A huddled mass of humanity of the type that used to be welcomed to America’s shores by the Statue of Liberty, before welcomes became too dangerous and the statue too French.


1:28:21 PM    comment []

Where is my lens adapter?

 

Note to XYZ computers:

 

When I last visited the XYZ website to check availability on the Kodak adapter, it said ships were "2+ weeks". As the third week ends, it occurred to me that eternity is also "2+ weeks". I hate to be bothersome, but what would be a realistic expectation on my part?

 

The response:

 

Paul - let me look into this and I will let you know. By the way, I agree with you on your thoughts...


4:25:55 AM    comment []

Based on some introspective observations as both a real or imagined oppressor and a real or imagined victim, I have worked late or fiendishly in my midnight lab and formulated what I call The First Law of Tyranny (or in moments of vanity, The Hinrichs Doctrine). Simply stated, it is:

Every oppressor views himself as a victim.

That’s generalization, I realize, I haven’t personally read the mind of every oppressor in history, but I ask you to assume that many hideous acts have been rationalized by focusing on a real or imagined (I’ve now used that three times, so will substitute “ROI” as I continue. Please do not confuse it with “Return On Investment", despite any similarities you might perceive) grievance. The ROI estranged lover murders his ROI lady or the ROI interloper, or both. The ROI dictator rounds up the ROI dissidents and slaughters them. We’re all too familiar with crimes and motives to make real life examples a necessity.

Thought exercise: Imagine yourself a random victim and attempt to formulate the motives of the person who attacked you. First ask why anyone at all was attacked and then why you were chosen. This is a valid test because it excludes complicity of the victim.

Evil alone is not sufficient motive. That exists in the mind of the victim only. In his own mind, the oppressor is seeking vindication for an ROI offense. Before the violence begets violence theory, held credible over two millennia until 9/11, lost credence, Evil was the realm of Freddy Krueger and an endless stream of increasingly worse sequels. Evil was passé; it was in a bear market.

If the law of the converse is true, then Good must have been getting Better and Better at the same time. I’ve only made a few points, you can draw the lines – and when you have, you might discover a reductio ad absurdum, or RAA as you learned studying logic.

The RAA here is simple:

·         Violence is caused by evil alone and not by previous acts of violence

·         The only rational response to violence is to punish it with more violence

You assume that something does not exist then prove it does by establishing a contradiction based on that assumption. Say good night, Gracie.

 

A more troubling law of tyranny is in the works. It is not well thought out at this point but it has some tantalizing possibilities. It is simply the converse of the First Law:

Every victim views himself as an oppressor

Go back to the Thought Exercise. Did you find any scenario in which you blamed yourself? This should be easy, since “blaming the victim” is so universal that it is easily internalized. You have cancer? Did you ever smoke? This natural weakness is easily exploited by the ROI oppressor, leading to, well, a cycle of violence, dammit. The underdog grows resentful and possibly more powerful; the top dog becomes overconfident and vulnerable. Then, in a cosmic Whoosh, they change positions. Then violence begets violence and not long after there is a flurry of begetting that rivals the Biblical proportions of 1 Chronicles 2.


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