
Head Condoms Available Now!
For a limited time only the Exitair Bio™ is available for a mere pittance of only $59.99! Not only will you impress your friends with this trendy headgear, you’ll also be protected from them when they light up or fart!
But there’s even more! Listen to these words as they pass from TransAmerica Safety’s mouth to the ears of both God and Allah:
Exitair BIOTM provides respiratory protection as well as protection for the eyes, hair and face against flames and sparks; while also protecting you from biological gases such as ANTHRAX, EBOLA, PLAGUE, BOTULISM, etc.
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