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Paul/Male/56-60. Lives in United States/North Carolina/Carrboro, speaks English. Eye color is brown. I am skinny. I am also cynical. My interests are All Music/All Food.
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Sunday, July 20, 2003

Spies, Lies, and Suicide

The tragic death of David Kelly will certainly keep the story alive longer than Tony can stay away from Britain, but for this story to really get some sleazy legs what we need is some errant nooky.

It has everything needed to distract the bread & circuses crowd away from the dinner table except, so it's just Agatha Christie and cold-war Hitchcock. We want some errant nookie! Somebody plookin' where they shouldn't: gettin' it caught in the cash register, checkin' the dipstick on the wrong car, ordering carryout lobster thermidor when he shoulda been eating at home. It would give this story the legs of a millipede! Guys who lie, guys who spy, suicide, and a little on the side. That would make a story! I give you even money it'll 'appen.


4:56:52 PM    comment []

A picture named Rollennektarine.jpgRollennektarine

First Kullerpfirsich, then Kullerpflaume, now the Rollennnektarine - a white nectarine in cheap champagne!

It spins like crazy! Perhaps because it's smaller, maybe more acidic, maybe it's because I pierced it not orthoganal to the pit, but in a spiral shape like a turbine and at an angle as close to tangential as possible, all the same direction. This guy really spins! It's wacky! It's cwazy! It's out of its freakin' mind!

It also adds more flavor. Next up, Rollennnektarine in Weiss Beer - are you with me or against me?


4:29:45 PM    comment []

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(sent to me by sister Bubbles)

 

Cow Brains & eggs still on menu

 

By MATT GOURAS

Associated Press Writer

 

MISSOULA, Mont. Short-order cook Dianna Keeland looks a little disgusted as she takes a cow brain from the fridge and tosses the grayish, softball-sized organ onto the grill.

 

"They look like something a .human being shouldn't eat," Keeland said.

 

She chops the sizzling mass into -bite-size bits, scrambles in some eggs , onion and peppers and serves the steaming plate to a waiting customer at the Oxford restaurant bar.

 

Even with hashbrowns, toast and a beverage chaser, two chewy bites are enough to confirm it is an acquired taste.

 

Across the West and South, brains and eggs are still a menu mainstay. Southerners consider pork brains a delicacy, but here, in the heart of beef country, Keeland fries up cow brains and the orders haven't stopped despite mad-cow disease scares.

 

"That's the trademark dish here," said manager Ralph Baker, who eventually volunteers he's a vegetarian and has never tried brains and eggs himself.

 

"Frankly, if I was even eating steak every day," Baker said, "I wouldn't eat 'em."

 

At the Oxford in Missoula, a landmark bar and grill for a half century, the dish has been on the menu from ,the beginning and it has always been cow brains.

 

Even news this spring that five bulls linked to a Canadian cow infected with the disease were traced to Montana didn't slow orders - about a dozen or so a week, often from drunken college students. Livestock officials eventually found no evidence any of the animals were infected.

 

The human form of mad-cow disease is known as variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease. Scientists say people get the fatal illness by eating meat products containing brain or spinal tissue from infected animals.

 

"I think you're just as likely to get West Nile virus as the mad-cow disease," Baker says. "Nobody worries -about it."

 

There have been no confirmed cases of mad-cow disease in the United States, nor have there been any confirmed cases of anyone contracting the human variant in the United States from eating infected meat products.

 

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the risk of getting the human variant of the disease even in the United Kingdom - where most cases occur - is perhaps about I case per 10 billion servings.

 

Unlike other illnesses that can be found in meat products, such as E. coli, the agent that carries mad cow cannot be killed by cooking it at high temperatures. But health officials have not developed a specific recommendation about eating cow brains, mostly because there have been no cases of mad-cow disease in the United States, said Jim Murphy of the state health department in Montana.

 

"At this point, we don't have a reason to say, don't do this," he said.

 

But Murphy also noted that the incubation period of the human form can be decades, meaning health officials won't know about any outbreak until long after someone is infected.

 

"if people want to go the extra mile to make themselves safe, they could avoid these things," he said of cow brains and other spinal tissue.

 

At the Ox, a plate of brains and eggs costs $6 and comes with hash browns and toast. For some, it helps to douse them in Tabasco sauce or lots of gravy. Some chase it down with a shot of whiskey.

 

Keeland, the short-order cook, said some orders are placed by college freshman going through an initiation of some sort.

 

"I've had to write actual notes verifying that so-and-so ate the brains and eggs," she said.

 

And, of course, the Oxford crowd has never seemed overly concerned about minuscule health or safety risks. Open 24 hours a day, the Ox was for years known as a tough bar, where fights were common and police visits frequent.

 

It's in that venue that brains and' eggs stayed at the top of the menu.

 

"I liken it to a roller coaster," Baker observed. "There's the illusion of danger but actually no real danger. "


1:08:57 PM    comment []

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Did I buy an EZstir?

Of course I did - are you mad?

It costs $29.95 online, I got mine at Linens 'n' Things for $19.95.

Runs on 4 AA batteries, has dishwasher safe paddles, and you're supposed to keep it out of the reach of children. 'Ove' Glove doesn't like it, he likes be involved when something on the stove needs stirring.


12:23:41 PM    comment []

The Google cut up poetry contest is on! I’m not eligible, because I’m part of the staff (infection), but I already own the Fountains Of Wayne CD and have already renewed my Salon subscription, but I’m still doing this for Art’s sake (he’s warming it up right now).

 

 

Poop Whistle

 

(Those who only whistle at their birds

Will help you and your dog shine)

 

read more…

 

HOW TO USE DOG

 

when your done pitchin the biscuit

jest whistle here boy

and spread your cheeks

 

one item listed is the fart whistle

. ... I poop.

Jaybill poops.

Areth poops

Alastair Thompson Stringer

Blows Whistle on Unethical

Gift To The World:

Daniel Patrick Welch Bull Poop

 

Rink let out a low whistle of approval

a panty poop

panty poop

panty poop

very ample chest!

 

Fake Dog

Poop Fart

Bags Exhaust Whistle

Bosun's Whistle The Silver Whistle

Whistle; The Whistle; wolf whistle;

whistle blowing; Inkerman whistle.

 

wet your whistle

 

Home - back to the Poop Shoot

You would never whistle Dodie Smith,

You could only truly experience her work

Through the performance of a full orchestra


9:06:59 AM    comment []

A picture named sears marsala.jpg Is that a real chicken marsala or a Sears' chicken marsala?

I picked it up last Sunday at the mall after being asked if I'd like to try a test market product. It's vegetarian and I was getting ready to tell the research group that selling fake chicken to vegetarians is kinda like selling inflatable dolls to horny guys.

But now I've tasted it and I am truly impressed. The texture of the breading is perfect. The fake chicken has a meat-like texture, which is really difficult to do. The sauce is easy, of course, but it is also just fine. When I call them today I'm gonna give 'em an A+, but I bet it will cost a lot more than real chicken. Otherwise, I buy it, if I bought prepared foods, which I don't.


8:33:23 AM    comment []

See the cute double post below!

I couldn't upload the picture last night, so I posted the text. It made it to my homepage, but RCS wasn't working so it went nowehere. This morning, I post the update again, with the picture. I noticed that the text-only version had gone up at some other time. So, I go back to my homepage to attempt a deletion. It don't work!


7:24:32 AM    comment []

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I Bought another Missa today. Borders had several recordings, but I selected the one conducted by Philipe Herreweghe, even though he is unknown to me, for two very dumb reasons: (1) it was [DDD] and the others were all [ADD] and (2) All the movements were on one CD. Total time is 77:23. For some reason, there are 6 movements listed, with the Benedictus split out from the Sanctus as a separate movement. I passed over versions conducted by Solti, Ormandy, and Klemperer to get this one. It was recorded in Germany, 1995. I’m certain the dynamic range will be better than the Toscanini/BBC, 1939, but there’s more to music than fidelity. Anyway, I have a new musical vice now, collecting and comparing versions of the Missa Solemnis.


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