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Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Time for some mo’ Zappa lyrics…   It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal   (from Waka/Jawaka)   If the froggy come up-a with his Satchel in his hand, Then he reaches in the front and Dump a mile of sand Across the rug, along the hall Up to the umbrella stand That you've been watchin' all the time Watchin' all the time And if a forest grows up From the dirt on the floor, That the frog with the satchel had just Dumped beside the door. You just startin' to get worried, You ain't going out no more And it's confusin' to your mind ---- Just consider this: You can be scared when it gets too real You can be scared when it gets too real But you should be diggin' it While it's happening. (Yes!) But you should be diggin' it While it's happening 'cause it just might be A one-shot deal You can be lost And you can wanna be found. But keep an eye on that frog Whenever he jump around Just keep a-watchin' him You oughta be watchin' him Just keep a-watchin' him You wanna be watchin' him And see if he has brought along A little bag for you, rant! 6:15:27 AM    comment []

Found Humor (from The Independent) "Your guide to after-school snogs," screams the cover of this month's Sugar. "Sex survey results: the shocking truth you couldn't tell your parents," yells J-17. "You and guys and sex," shrieks Cosmo Girl!. Yesterday, one parent, a father of three teenage children, hit back. And he is not just any parent. Bob Geldof, the rock star and charity hero, compared the publications to grown men who get sexual thrills from underage girls. On a BBC2 programme, Grumpy Old Men, to be shown next week, Sir Bob asks: "Are they any less offensive than a 22-year-old man going to an 11- or 12-year-old girl and saying, 'I am going to talk to you about sex and how girls can give blow jobs to men?' If such a conversation happened, you would view it as odd, probably illegal and certainly predatory." Sir Bob, father of Pixie, 13, Peaches, 15, and Fifi Trixibelle, 19, adds: "... (It doesn't matter what he said after that) 6:06:11 AM    comment []

If cops-and-donuts humor is your cup of tea, don't miss Joe Wambaugh's commentary in today's Los Angeles Times. Register, it's free. 5:38:58 AM    comment []