Virtual Occoquan #43 has now materialized as a unique pattern of zeroes and ones on high-density magnetic media, available only to those who have a mouse, Internet access, and a mind. For those who also have a computer monitor, these temporary fluctuations of magnetic flux may be observed as a sequence of images and ordinary English words. I am not certain whether this was intentional, perhaps it is one of those elastomorphological hallucinations, like seeing an image of the Blessed Virgin (BV) in spilt milk, that we all have from time to time.
It appeared to me as three subdivided sections, mimicking the Holy Trinity in a robust fundamentalist counterpoint to the expected BV, with waggish titles “Various Pieces For You To Enjoy,” “Visual,” and “Poetry.” I stared at this apparent page for hours, seeking a further sign, but none occurred. Under the first heading, I saw familiar names such as Christopher Key, Mark Hoback, Gina Bass, Pesky The Rat, Dave Pollard, Paul Hinrichs, Steve Raker, Yan Sham-Shackleton, and Arabella O’Buggery.
I meditated on this briefly and was overwhelmed with sublimity. The second section had fewer names, perhaps representing minimalism. They were Gregorious, Rob Salkowitz, Dana Patillo, and Paul Hinrichs again.
That’s when I knew that I must be dreaming.
The final note of this mystic triad had three entries, 3-within-3. This coincidence overwhelmed me as well, but this “overwhelmance” did not have the distinctly sublime flavor of the previous. It seemed to be salty, maybe with a twist of lime, a glance at the horizon where heaven meets earth. This section contained the names James Collins, Maxine Daley, and Neva Cavataio.
I wondered if I should be frightened. After all, the pixels on my monitor had formed the words “the so-called dangerous issue” and Halloween is coming up later this week. Then I remembered what Our President said today about terrorists, that "Basically what they're trying to do is cause people to run.” Though it did not appear on my monitor, there suddenly was an image of Our Sweating President in his running shorts with 4 secret service men breathlessly behind in suits, sunglasses, and carrying two-way radios.
“No,” I decided, “I will not run!” So I stayed in front of the computer monitor and clicked on the names I’ve recited above. Unbelievably, each click brought even more words and images, a delightful and spicy salsa of wit and wisdom – but I’ll save that story for another day. For now, all I can say is, "This was not an accident!" You do not discover an intricate timepiece on a deserted beach and think the tides created it.
5:23:06 PM
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