Working on an impossible audio file tonight, one of my favorite aphorisms came to mind. I never heard it until a couple of years ago, yet it speaks with the wisdom of the ages:
“You can’t polish a turd.”
I deleted noises horizontally and vertically from the file, until it looked like chessboard on the spectrum analyzer. It was hopeless. I tried about three different times to slice and dice the noise out of the file.
Hopeless.
Then I mixed them together. Triangulated them, to use some 90s Politspeak. It sounded pretty good. Not perfect, but okay. Not bad. So then I came up with the obvious corollary:
“…But you can sculpt it.”
10:45:52 PM
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