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Sunday, October 31, 2004

Scientifically Enhanced Photos Reveal Presidential Bulge Originated On Titan, Moon Of Saturn! 10:39:45 PM    comment []

Disturbing Eugenics In The UK   Cancer-free 'designer babies' get approval   PEOPLE with inherited forms of cancer have won the right to select embryos free from genes that might trigger the disease in future generations, The Times has learnt. Four couples affected by a genetic form of bowel cancer will start the procedure by the end of the year, after the Government’s fertility watchdog allowed a London clinic to screen IVF embryos for the disorder. News like this causes my moral compass to spin uncontrollably. 10:07:48 PM    comment []

Four Loaves a’Risin’   Stoneware mini-loaf pan from The Pampered Chef. Friend at work asked if I wanted to go to an “event,” which I guessed was similar to a Tupperware party. No thanks, no Amway either, but I liked this enough to order from the catalog. Twyla really likes the box it came in and has claimed it as her latest throne. Each loaf in the picture weighs exactly 1 pound, 3 ounces.   9:03:43 PM    comment []

Making the labels = half the fun of canning   11:52:29 AM    comment []

Whores Say The Darndest Things   Mailing received from “United Seniors Association”  - lotsa flag imagery and seniors smiling with all their teeth. America! The land where we can afford to pay black market prices from Bristol-Myers Squibb because there’s nothing more American than a drug cartel! Now, buy some drugs or we put Art back in the torture chamber.     1:46:57 AM    comment []

“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”   “Is there someone else up there we could talk to?” “No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.”       1:21:30 AM    comment []

Weasels Ripped My Flesh   Rare "mousetrap" cover. 1:49:23 AM    comment []

Weasels Ripped My Flesh   As interpreted by the late great Neon Park.   1:42:02 AM    comment []

Weasels Ripped My Flesh   The original Man’s Life cover may be viewed here.    1:32:19 AM    comment []

Bottleneck   Airport check-in lines – because of heightened security, there are a lot of people stuck between the entrances and screening. These areas are not secured because all the energy goes into keeping bad people and bad stuff from getting on the planes, creating a bottleneck behind the checkpoints. I hope homeland security has noticed this because, if I have, I’m sure the bad guys have. Solution: prescreening at entrances, kinda like those exit gates at groceries and Wal-Mart. Right now it’s more difficult to steal a DVD than it is to smuggle a bomb into an airport.   12:44:53 AM    comment []