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Saturday, April 09, 2005

Charles and Camilla Confess Their Wickedness At Royal Wedding!   Camilla: “I am a frivolous slut. A washcloth in a bordello, the green slime that grows in shower stalls, the breath of a Spanish peasant who eats too much garlic. I am sinful and I am wicked. I swim is cesspools, yay, and do not wash or shave my underarms. I am unworthy in the sight of God and the sight of man. My handbag and shoes do not match. I cheat on taxes and fart loudly when I think no one is watching. I scratch myself in unclean places and don’t always wash my hands. I am evil and incapable of even faking an orgasm. My underwear is not clean. I’ve had a nose job.”   Charles: “I am a worthless arrogant prick who whines like a spoiled princess. I detest commoners and don’t care that much for royals, even mum. I know absolutely nothing about history or architecture and could really care less about them. I only pretend to care about them because some common PR man said it would help my image. I am a used toothpick. I beat my children and tell them I suspect I am not their father. I jilted Diana. I hated the bitch and her bra didn’t fit me. I am as useless as a shriveled ant fart in a tornado. I like to spy on mum in the water closet.”     9:25:29 AM    comment []