I never heard Dave Lyles play
Back in Lima, Ohio where he was a legend
Never got to hear him
They say Elliott Randall heard him play
Elliott, who played with Steely Dan
They say he went right up to the stage
Put his chin in his hands
Listening, watching
I was in some third rate band
With a good drummer, Jack
I forget what we called ourselves
We got booked in fuck me Marion, Indiana
They put our name, whatever it was
Up on the marquee
We went early to set up equipment
Some little kid runs up and asks the singer
“Are you guys as good as The Jokers?”
I wanted to say yes, hesitated
But the singer simply shakes his head and says
“No, son, we’re not”
The Jokers were later immortalized
By fuck me Rick Derringer no less
“There was a band called The Jokers, they were layin' it down”
Rock 'n' Roll, Hoochie Koo Lawdy mama light my fuse Rock 'n' Roll, Hoochie Koo Truck on out and spread the news
They say he had a stage name, Dave Ronson
Like the lighter
Had it embroidered on his guitar strap
They say Chet Atkins came to hear him play
Said there was nothing he could do
That Dave couldn’t
They say he played The Bells Of St. Marys
Slappin’ out harmonics with his right index finger
While left fingers roamed the fretboard
Like a handful of possessed cockroaches
Highlight of the show
Those godamn bells ringing fuck me everywhere
I would like to have heard that
The eighth wonder, it must have been
He was never more than a few miles away
But I never heard Dave Lyles play
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