Guest Blogger
The Way I Understand It – by M. N. Emmett Frehley
Hello, allow me to introduce myself. I am M. N. Emmett Frehley and Paul has requested that I write an occasional blog entry to help compensate for what has been perceived to be a liberal bias here. Paul is attending a brief seminar on balanced thought at our Virtue Cultivation School, so I’m going to fill the void with a few of my personal observations. I hope they don’t offend you, but if they do, maybe that’s what you need right now – to be offended. I know those many thousands of Patriotic Americans who died for their country won’t be offended; they know what America stands for: Freedom, Justice, Truth, Jesus – and not necessarily in that order, if you catch my drift.
First topic: Let’s get this out of the way immediately. World War II was faked. None of it really happened. FDR sent US troops to Soviet Russia to be trained as communist infil-traitors. That’s right. No war, just a left wing plot to covert decent Americans to Godless communism, free sex, and the Satanic music of inferior rock musicians like those guys who played “Wipe Out.” The brave few true American soldiers who refused to be brainwashed were brutally murdered by FDR and their corpses were whimsically strewn along Omaha Beach – in France, need I say more? None of the stuff you were taught to believe really happened! You can quote me on that.
Real ID. It will keep degenerates out of the country. ‘Nuff said. You got a problem with that? Did your panty-headed “privacy concerns” keep the 9/11 hijackers out, Mr. Self-righteous Liberal? “Get real”, assholes! Did the ACLU have the balls to go into Iraq and destroy Saddam’s arsenal so completely that now not even the UN can find a trace of it? Those WMDs are gone, and they’re not coming back to blow up over here in your backyard. That’s right. They’re gone, and you have the Republicans to thank for that. It never would have happened if we’d listened to you limp-wristed pacifists who wanted to give Saddam Birkenstocks and negotiate with him and those French bastards. Go away! I don’t want to hear your whining anymore! It gives me a headache.
Cuba. Right now there are thousands of terrorists stationed on the southern shores of Cuba, ready to make a break for the USA. Their presence there has been documented by their whining over living conditions. Oh, break my heart, hijackers. Now here’s the incriminating smoke coming right out the barrel of the howitzer, folks: They are staying at a naval base sitting on the apex of a harbor! Holy smokies, Okies -, not only are they harboring terrorists; they are literally rubbing our noses in it. Well, Fidel, need I remind you that we have thousands of nukes pointed at you, from just 90 miles away. Better watch your step, Bud - or you won’t need a Zippo for that next cigar.
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