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Hey, Karl. We know who the real enemy is, but you’d call us unpatriotic if we advocated shooting or torturing you, so go get some therapy before you infect the whole country with your sickness, like Mad Cow Disease does when you feed BSE bones to innocently-cannabalistic animals. Saves money on cattle feed. Great Idea! Let's go with it!
Hey there, Georgie-Boy, looks like democracy in number #2 on the Axis Of Evil hitlist. Iran, has elected “hardliner” Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as President. Since your democracy-at-gunpoint philosophy was most likely the prime-determining factor in this election, what’cha say we drop a few bucketsful of Bush Doctrine smart bombs over Tehran? Keep droppin’ them bombs long enough and the few survivors will be too terrified to vote for anybody but your stooges. Like fire, fight terror with terror. You are a genuine genius; a “Uniter <sic> Not A Divider,” just like you promised us. If we can’t win we can at least run up the body count, like Lyndon did. There’ll be a little something extra in your pay envelope next month!
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