Friday, November 08, 2002

THE AMERICAN HERETIC'S DICTIONARY definitions: KICKSTAND - a karate pose KICKIER -  to boot a locksmith KIDDO - play money KIDNAPPING -  Shhhh! KIDNEYS - where most Bandaids go KIDSKIN - cousins KILIM - "Murder da ump!" KILOCYCLE - shove your Harley off a cliff KILOHERTZ -  hit by a rental car KILT  -  murdert                   *************** NEWS!  Crews have been working non-stop all day and now report they have repaired the break in the International Date Line.  For those of you who missed the original report -- see below.  For those of you who are wondering why it's still Thursday... now you know.  Only, you know too late, since it's almost Saturday and you've missed Friday altogether.  Expect your pay to be docked.   5:36:57 PM    comment []

NOTE:  In case some think I inadvertently repeated my 11/6 and 11/7 entries, I'd like to correct this impression.  You see, due to the terrible storm we're having in No. Calif., THE INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE BROKE!!!  That meant everything from Fresno EAST was still in 11/6, while West Fresno and parts west of there, had moved on to 11/7.  Due to  that misconstruptabilitiness, I purposely re-entered the 11/6 data in order to compensate.** THE AMERICAN HERETIC'S DICTIONARY definitions: KEYSTONE - a door-opening tool used by Barney Rubble KHANATE - Kublai ingested sheep's eyes KHMER - (So.) move yourseff from where you is at to where I be at KHOISAN - (J.)  how you address an expensive goldfish in Tokyo KHOUM - a hair-neatening implement KIBBUTZ - galoshes made of kibble KIBITZ - crushed kibbutz KIBLAH - diet kibble KICKAPOO - boot a meadow muffin                       ************ **All those believing the contents of the above NOTE are hereby directed to send the contents of your freezer to Marcie Crofoot, forthwith.  (always wanted to say "forthwith" but never ran into a reason for it's use 'til now.  Whew!  I feel SO much better.  I'd feel even better than that if the ever-so-wet cat hadn't come in last nite and made his "nest" on my furry slippers.  I didn't know I had to pee so bad ... til I slipped into my slippers!!!  Now I'll have to wash my feet and it isn't even Saturday, yet.  AHA...but it IS raining!  I've got it!  I can crawl up on the kitchen shelf, open the window, pop the screen and simply hang my tootsies out!  Voila! 6:13:41 AM    comment []