THE AMERICAN HERETIC'S DICTIONARY definitions:
(VOL.II) "M"
M - Dorothy's aunt
Mabel - the phone company
macao - "I have the papers on that heifer."
mac duff - what some McDonald's employees sit on
magnificent - view a penny through binoculars
major suit - a size 66 extra long
make believe - twang his stinger (make bee leave)
maguey - mom's swimmin' in the honey tank again
majoon - the two months following April
Glad no one paid the ransom, 'cause I got away. Found out all my friends and family held a ransom party and collected $1.12. The kidnappers offered $5 if they'd come get me and the whole shebang was over just like that!
I know you're dying to hear what I got for Christmas - so I'll tell ya. I got a HUGE poster of Vladi (the King's player)... with MY head & face pasted over his. I must admit I do look fit but gadzooks...the hairy chest? I received 5 frogs - my favorites: the angel frog and the carved, wooden frog. I got a fantastic sculpture, but forgot it at Crazy Cousin Babs' house. Also received a pen which doubles as an "operation" game -- the tweezers are under the cap. The BIGEE is "Doc" - a chocolate Lab meant to bond with Puck as Zamboni isn't expected to live very long with his bone disease. Crazy Cousin Babs & fiance, Anthony are in SF for the 49ers game today. But they WILL find time to shop for fountains and statuary in the Tuscan style. And that's okay, 'cause I just FILLED their yard with 4 dozen pink Flamingoes. They'll just adore it. In case they DON'T... I have had my face surgically altered to resemble Jennifer Anniston -- only it came out looking more like Charlton Heston -- and I moved to Greater Uptown East Thompson's Bottom, Texas. AH, 2003 begins....
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