THE AMERICAN HERETIC'S DICTIONARY definitions:
MOCK TURTLE SOUP - a recipe from Alice
MOHAIR - a dream Sam Donaldson shares with Burt Reynolds
MOIDER - a killing in Brooklyn New York
MOISM - Frenchmen thinking about Frenchmen (Oh, come on... MOI- ism? ___(laugh here)
MOLASSES - rodent butts
MOLD - "I said ... I'm elderly! You pokey-headed little whippersnapper."
MOLEST - consciousness training for rodents
MONOPOLY - a parrot with kissing disease
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Took Luke. Invaded Denio's Farmer's Market -- when the fog parted enough to find it. FOUND a perfect 6" thick 80 x 60 foam rubber mattress of very good quality -- for $73.00! HAH. I am a happy camper. Luke found new sneaks, new sox w/ flags on 'em, some "mega-cool, hand-tied flies and inviso-line (that's the best, so I'm told)." We found the buy of the century... sluggy-soft rubber balls with long appendages. When you throw it, the ball comes back and smacks you but it doesn't hurt. Squeeze it and fantastic color displays occur. We each bought one. Luke went back to get another for his best friend, Christian. I got one for Bev. He got another for... we own 12 gooey-slingy balls - all colors!! We picked up the mattress and headed for the car. Luke folded himself into the encircled/taped-closed foam rubber and did his armadillo impression. Had to LEAN against the doors to get them shut...but the mattress fit. It's still in my car. Got home and everyone was ultra busy on myriad projects, including a very special one: I HAVE HOT WATER... MY TOILET FLUSHES ... and there's about 2 inches of mud e v e r y w h e r e! (they "cleaned up" for me, too) lucky me. Tim even took the pile of towels from the shower and washed 'em for me. Daughter Anna is kinda "snarky" right now - grades are due... there's a school dance she's involved with and Link Crew activities are in high gear. She leaves for school (Laguna Creek High School) at 6:20 am and we don't see her again until after 8 pm. Gee I sure glad she's earning THE BIG BUCKS! Can you imagine the quality teachers we'd get if the minimum salary STARTED at $100,000? Yes, it is WAY less than legislators receive... but teachers actually have to accomplish something!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks to Madeline Murray O'Hare and Doctor Spock, there is no such thing as discipline in any school system. Teachers cannot even say the words, "Shut up!" to screaming, filthy-mouthed, over-attituded brats. CANNOT SAY "SHUT UP!" Lucky for lots of kids...I am NOT a teacher! I'm trying to watch National Geographic & write, too. It's not working. Neither is my brain -- oh -- that's OLD news, huh? Gretzky's knocking of the front door. Why do I say "front" door? CORRECTION: the cat's knocking at the Solo Door. (does that sound more swank than "only door"?
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