THE AMERICAN HERETIC'S DICTIONARY definitions:
MOOD - what that cow just did
MOONACK - some cows have it, some don't
MOONCALF - the one that wants his mommy
MOORS - cattle
MOORING BOUY - the kid standing in the cow pie
MOOR TIT - where milk comes from
MOOTH - the sound a Shakespearean cow makes
MOPPET - the best way to clean a kitchen floor
MOPUS - what Curly gets when he squeezes Moe's zits
MORASS - what string bikinis reveal
*************
It strikes me that all of the great public speakers have disappeared. Dr. King, JFK, Churchill, Cybil Sheppard ---- nobody can hold a candle to them. HOLD IT! I know I had a wild 'n wooly day, and it is very late/early...but I DID NOT TYPE IN THAT LAST NAME! On that spooky note, I'll climb the old rope ladder, scrunch down in my ceiling-mounted, supper-padded kayak and just make a wad of zzzzzzzzzzzzzz's.
1:29:15 AM 
|
