Watch what you click...
This is real. I changed people's names and workname places, but otherwise everything remains intact. This is a lesson to us all. The reason for posting is naturally heuristic rather than to promote any kind of lurid sensationalism ;-)
So, the man sends the following e-mail:
From: Lane Boylen
To: Jane.C.Connor@Acme.com
cc:
09/05/2002 10:01
Subject:
So are you off to the Bon Jovi show tonight in Times Square? Sounds like it
is going to some turnout. What division of audit are you in for Acme? Are you
heading out tonight? A friend of mine is leaving for MBA School in France
so, he is throwing himself a going away party at Park, ever been? What are
the plans for this weekend, recovery from the long weekend or adding just a
little more hurt to the situation?
TTFN,
Lane, Boylen
Associate
PB Capital Corp.
She intends to forward the e-mail to a friend of hers. Instead, she hits the Reply button:
From: Jane.C.Connor@Acme.com
[mailto:Jane.C.Connor@Acme.com]
Sent: Thursday, September 05, 2002 10:48 AM
To: Lane Boylen
Subject: All time low
Ok first -- here is the e-mail I received from Lane, the new guy I met last
week. If you want to go out, perhaps we can get him to pay for drinks at the
Park. Since we have not slept together, he will of course be trying to
impress me and will, therefore, do anything I ask. Unlike Jay, who fell
asleep during sex last night. I went over to his place last night around
11:30. We started having sex. When I noticed his eyes were closed for a
little too long, I said "Jay wake up." At which, point he shot up saying
"what'd I miss." Yes, I think that is a new low.
Let me know about tonight. I think you need company.
10:51:17 AM 
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