Hey everybody, President Bush just called my house! No Foolin'!

I am sure you all are cynical, but it was really him. I didn't get to talk to him because I was busy using the bathroom and couldn't get my pants up in time, but he left me a message on the machine. Yes, the President left me a personal message. What did he want? Well he wants me to make America stronger, safer, and better by voting for John Cornyn for Senate and Rick Perry for Governor. He also wants me to vote for the rest of the Republican team. He said that one vote could make a difference. Well, maybe if it is the vote of a Supreme Court Justice, certainly not mine. Still, it was nice to hear from him.

I do question how smart the President is, however. See I live in Atlanta, Georgia- hence the blog name "Notes from Atlanta." So what is he doing calling me? Those guys are running in Texas and I can't vote there. Is he encouraging illegal voting? That could get me in trouble. I don't know, because surely he could see by the area code he dialed that I do not live in Texas. I hate to think that Bush is encouraging anything against the law and I don't think that he would, therefore he must just be plain stupid to have called me all the way in Atlanta.

I kind of wish I could have talked to him, because I had a question to ask him. I wanted to know what he thought about this one stock I have, and whether or not I should sell it. He seems to have great insight about stuff like that.

You know, with him taking time to call me himself and all, I am kind of sorry I didn't vote for him in 2000. If he wasn't a drunken, service avoiding, lying, blathering idiot who can't control his kids, much less his country, I would consider voting for him in 2004. Oh well, I guess I will just have to save the tape...... Oops.

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