Rabid right-wing attack bitch Ann Cunter mauls John Edwards in her latest column.
Cunter still foaming at the mouth
Right-wing nutjob Ann Cunter wasted no time in attacking our next vice president, John Edwards. (Of course, the rabid Nazi bitch would have attacked anyone John Kerry had chosen as his running mate.)
I don't read Cunter with any regularity because she makes me ill; for some reason her latest column actually showed up among Yahoo!'s most-viewed news items today, so I read it. (I frequently check Yahoo!'s most-viewed news items, and today marked the first time that I saw one of Cunter's hatchet jobs listed among them.)
Cunter begins her latest exercise in hate -- titled, "In Desperate Move, Kerry Adopts Puppy" -- by pointing out that both Kerry and Edwards are millionaires. While Kerry grew up in a wealthy family, Edwards earned his millions. Of course, Cunter neglects to mention that both "President" George W. Bush and "Vice President" Dick Cheney also are millionaires. We all know that Shrub got by with a little help -- OK, a lot of help -- from his family's millionaire friends, who sank millions into him even though he kept losing everyone's money because he is a shitty businessman. I'm not sure about Cheney's fortune, but somehow I doubt he earned it.
The reason I don't know much about Cheney's riches -- although it does disturb me that he has been profiting from having orchestrated wars in Iraq so that his company, Halliburton, can siphon billions of dollars from U.S. taxpayers -- is that I'm not much interested in how much money people have. But neo-Nazis like Cunter like to remind you that some Democrats are wealthy, because the implication is that if you're wealthy you couldn't possibly understand the average American's problems as well as do, say, "regular guys" Bush and Cheney. Also, Cunter is cravenly appealing to many people's jealousy of those who have money -- only you are to hate wealthy Democrats, not rich Republicans, even though "rich Republican" is often, if not usually, redundant.
"What is so amazing about Edwards' father being a millworker? That's at least an honorable occupation -- as opposed to being a trial lawyer," Cunter froths, adding, "True, Edwards made more money than his father did. I assume strippers make more money than their alcoholic fathers who abandoned them did, too. This isn't a story of progress; it's a story of devolution."
What the fuck is Cunter talking about? "Strippers"? "Alcoholic fathers"? "Devolution"?
My diagnosis: Rabies-induced dementia.
Cunter then goes into an uncontrollable rant about Caesarean sections and cerebral palsy, most of which she probably misrepresents or flat-out makes up (I don't even bother to try to check Cunter's "facts"; she is a well-documented liar, so I just assume that at least every other sentence she writes is pure bullshit). Somehow her rant leads to this little gem:
Is Edwards able to channel any children right before an abortionist's fork is plunged into their tiny skulls? Why can't he hear those babies saying, "Let me live! Stop spraying this saline solution all over me!" Edwards must experience interference in channeling the voices of babies about to be aborted. Their liberal mothers' hands seem to muffle those voices.
It's fine that Cunter doesn't like Edwards. I don't expect her to like anyone who isn't a fellow Nazi nutjob. But how in the fuck do we logically and fairly link Edwards to partial-birth abortions? And why Cunter's unprovoked attack on women (except for the fact that selling out her own sex curries favor with her stupid white male admirers)?
Only in Cunter's sick and twisted, hellish personal universe is the shit that her poison pen spews forth "logical." Perhaps I can follow Cunter's lead and somehow link the unpleasant details of the Abu Ghraib prison torture and abuse (and homicide) scandal into everything I write about the Bushies.
In fact, hell, here are some gratuitous Abu Ghraib prison photos:
These pictures have absolutely nothing to do with the topic, but hey, don't they disgust you and make you fucking hate those fucking Republicans?
Anyway, Cunter isn't done. In her column she ravages on about how much money Edwards made (or supposedly made) as a trial lawyer. (Cunter doesn't remind us that she was/is a lawyer herself. [I don't think that she is practicing now, but is a full-time Nazi propagandist; however, I don't care enough to take the time and energy to research whether she still does any legal work or not.] How much money have you made, Ann? Since one's income is so very vitally important, let's have a full disclosure, mmmmmK?)
Cunter cryptically ends her column, for which I'm assuming they actually pay her:
So while Michael Moore, Al Franken, George Soros, Crazy Al Gore and the rest of the characters from the climactic devil-worshipping scene in "Rosemary's Baby" provide the muscle for the Kerry campaign, Kerry picks a pretty-boy milquetoast as his running mate, narrowly edging out a puppy for the spot. Just don't ask the Democrats what they believe. Edwards' father was a millworker, and that's all you need to know.
So Michael Moore, Al Franken, George Soros, "Crazy" Al Gore, et. al. are "devil-worshippers"? I don't believe that, but if you told me that Ann's mother is named Rosemary, I'd believe it. And a fucking puppy would do a better job than the lame excuse for a "president" who now occupies the Oval Office. (Which reminds me of this October 2001 anti-Bush Tom Tomorrow 'toon:
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Edwards is hardly a "pretty-boy milquetoast." OK, he might be pretty -- prettier than Ann's bony ass -- but he's no "milquetoast." He's a stark contrast to the perpetually irritable, perpetually scowling, unpleasant and unlikable, lying and thieving Dick "F-word" Cheney, which has the Republicans shitting their pants. (Cunter wouldn't be attacking Edwards if he didn't pose a serious threat. It will be interesting to see the Kerry-Edwards vs. BushCheneyCorp polls over the next week or two.) And there's much more to Edwards than that his father was a millworker; no one ever fucking said "that's all you need to know." (Click here for a biography of Edwards, and if that's not enough, you can read his book.)
Because it is crystal clear from her latest column that Cunter is concerned about how much money vice presidential candidates make and how they make it, I'm sure that her next column, to be fair and balanced, will be a full disclosure of Cheney's ties to the Iraq-war-profiteering Halliburton, of which he was CEO before the U.S. Supreme Court installed him as vice president -- including how much money he has made from Halliburton thus far and how much money he stands to make from Halliburton in the future.
Yeah, I want Dick Fucking Cheney to be a heartbeat away from the presidency for another four years. I'll take the "pretty-boy milquetoast" hands down.
It's ironic that any Republican should criticize Edwards at all when our current "president" is the dumbest "president" of my lifetime and probably the dumbest "president" in the history of the United States. Whenever I see "President" Dumbfuck on national television I am ashamed to be an American, knowing that this fool who has difficulty choking out a correct simple English sentence represents our nation.
Edwards already runs circles around our "president." (Not that that's difficult, of course.)
And whenever you hear any Republican criticize John Edwards -- remark that Edwards isn't qualified to be president should anything happen to President Kerry -- just remember these four words: Vice President Dan Quayle.
P.S. I recently saw, with my own two eyes, a female blogger use the word "cunt" to describe another woman. Therefore, I don't want to hear any shit about the word "cunt" being offensive, sexist, politically incorrect or whatever. It's a powerful and thus useful word and I will reserve it only for uber-bitches like Ann Cunter.
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