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Sunday, July 11, 2004

Storm clouds on the horizon

We Americans are desensitized to the friendly fascism in our nation, I know. The carefully, ruthlessly, unscrupulously stolen 2000 presidential election. The war (profiteering) in Iraq that was launched from a mountain of lies. The electronic voting machines that leave no paper trail (and the Republicans want it that way). "No Child Left Behind" actually means millions of children left behind, and the "Clear Skies Initiative" actually means more air pollution. The Orwellian-named USA PATRIOT Act, whose very name clearly suggests that if you have any problems with it, you're an unpatriotic, terrorist-sympathizing traitor. Abu Ghraib.

But we need to wake the fuck up, because the Republicans look like they're gearing up to steal yet another presidential election.

Reports Reuters today (salient portions in bold): 

WASHINGTON -- A senior House Democratic lawmaker was skeptical [today] of a Bush administration idea to obtain the authority to delay the November presidential election in case of an attack by al-Qaeda.

U.S. counterterrorism officials are looking at an emergency proposal on the legal steps needed to postpone the presidential election in case of such an attack, Newsweek reported [today].

"I think it's excessive based on what we know," said Rep. Jane Harman of California, the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, in a interview on CNN's "Late Edition."

Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge warned last week that Osama bin Laden's al-Qaeda network want to attack within the United States to try to disrupt the election.

Harman said Ridge's threat warning "was a bust" because it was based on old information.

Newsweek cited unnamed sources who told it that the Department of Homeland Security asked the Justice Department last week to review what legal steps would be needed to delay the vote if an attack occurred on the day before or on Election Day.

The department was asked to review a letter from DeForest Soaries, chairman of the new U.S. Election Assistance Commission, in which he asked Ridge to ask Congress for the power to put off the election in the event of an attack, Newsweek reported in its issue out on Monday.

The commission was created in 2002 to provide funds to states to replace punch card voting systems and provide other assistance in conducting federal elections.

In his letter, Soaries wrote that while New York's Board of Elections suspended primary elections in New York on the day of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, "the federal government has no agency that has the statutory authority to cancel and reschedule a federal election."

Homeland Security Department spokesman Brian Rochrkasse told the magazine the agency is reviewing the matter "to determine what steps need to be taken to secure the election."

Republican Rep. Christopher Cox of California, who chairs the House Homeland Security Committee, told CNN that the idea of legislation allowing the election to be postponed was similar to what had already been looked at in terms of how to respond to an attack on Congress.

"These are doomsday scenarios. Nobody expects that they're going to happen," he said. "But we're preparing for all these contingencies now."

Certainly the Bush regime should have no authority whatsofuckingever to cancel or reschedule a presidential election.

The idea of the creation of a federal "agency that has the statutory authority to cancel and reschedule a federal election" is chilling. The creation of the Homeland Security Department was a step toward Orwellian totalitarianism that was and remains chilling enough. What might a federal agency with the power to determine whether or not and when a presidential election will still take place come up with? No election until and unless Bush's approval ratings are up? Certainly that's what the Bush regime would decide if it had the power to cancel or reschedule a presidential election -- power the Bush regime appears to want.

It was bad enough that the Republicans stole the 2000 presidential election. The Republicans got away with it, so now they're trying to see if they can do away with elections altogether -- or at least to postpone them until political circumstances are more in their favor.

If the Bush regime were trustworthy, I would trust that an election would not be postponed unless a terrorist attack happened on election day or the day before election day, as the Reuters story indicates. That would be reasonable. But the Bush regime promised us that it would exhaust every last diplomatic effort before it would invade Iraq. The United Nations Security Council said "no," the Bush regime said "Fuck you" to the Security Council, and the Bush regime invaded Iraq anyway in March 2003. The Bush regime lied. The Bush regime cannot be trusted.

Nor should the Bush regime have any say over the postponement of a presidential election anyway, as its conflict of interest in the matter is fucking obvious.  

As usual, what the Bush regime says it wants -- contingency plans in case of a terrorist attack on or around Election Day on Nov. 2 -- is a lot more noble than what it really wants -- to sway another presidential election if it has the chance. And what the Bush regime says it will do -- leave no child behind, provide clear skies, reduce the chances of terrorist strikes -- is the opposite of what it actually will do. (Do you think for two seconds that if terrorists struck the United States a week before Election Day the Bush regime would not try to postpone the election?) 

This is fucking bullshit.

The Republicans got away with engineering one election. If they try to engineer another, there will be civil disobedience like this nation has never seen, and I will be part of it.

As "President" Bush said in Nashville, Tenn., in September 2002: "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably [also] in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again."

The Bush regime has milked 9/11 for all it has been worth. It got its war in Iraq even though Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11 and even though no evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq has been discovered. The Bush regime has shit and pissed on the the environment, on the economy, on healthcare, on labor, on the federal budget, on the United States' global reputation -- on just about everything on which it can shit and piss, the Bush regime has -- all in the name of 9/11 and the neocons' "war on terror."

Enough is fucking enough. The 9/11 gravy train is over.

We want our country back, and if the Bush regime uses 9/11 to subvert yet another presidential election, there will be another civil war -- and the blue states will win again.


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A visitor looks at Rasputin's penis displayed at the first Russian museum of erotica in St. Petersburg. The museum was founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences.(AFP/Interpress/Alexander Drozdov)

This damned AFP photo, dated June 12, has been in Yahoo! News' most-viewed news items for about a month now. The caption reads: "A visitor looks at Rasputin's penis displayed at the first Russian museum of erotica in St. Petersburg. The museum was founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences." If people want to see penises so badly, why don't they look for pictures of living, attached penises, which are freely available on the Internet? 

The pickled penis picture

If you want to know what people are really interested in, go to Yahoo! News' most-viewed news items, a Web page that shows the 20 most-viewed news items and the 20 most-viewed photos. I visit the Web page often so that I can keep my pulse on the blogosphere.

These photos are in the 20 most-viewed as I type this sentence. They are typical of what you'll see in the 20 most-viewed photos:

A model presents a wedding dress by French designer Jean-Paul Gaultier during his Autumn/Winter 2004/2005 haute couture show in Paris, July 8, 2004. REUTERS/Regis Duvignau That's going to leave a mark : Jose Pacheco 'El Califa' is gored by his first Dolores Aguirre bull during the fourth 'corrida' bullfight of the San Fermin fair, celebrated in the northern Spanish city of Pamplona. (AFP/Rafa Rivas)

Actress Angelina Jolie is seen getting a tattoo of a tiger from a Thai tattoo artist Sompong Kanphai during her visit to Bangkok on July 8, 2004. Picture taken July 8, 2004. THAILAND OUT, NO ARCHIVE, NO SALES REUTERS/Nation Dolphin fantasy : Dolphins swim at the newly-established aquarium dubbed 'dolphin fantasy' at the Hakkeijima Sea Paradise in Yokohama. (AFP/Kazuhiro Nogi)

Play time : Tiger Leila(L) plays with one of her cubs at the zoo Hellabrunn in Munich. (AFP/DDP/Joerg Koch)

Hippopotamus mother 'Petra' and her one week old offspring are seen at the zoo in Frankfurt, Germany, on Thursday, July 8, 2004. The unnamed baby hippo was born on July 1, 2004. (AP Photo/Bernd Kammerer)

Yup. Lots of boobage, occasional beefcake, but mostly boobage (that is supposed to be a wedding dress at upper left). Apparently people like to look at such pictures as a matador seemingly about to be sodomized by a bull's horn. There's lots of celebrity shit, like Angelina Jolie getting her new tat of a tiger. (Who cares? Lots of people, apparently.) And there are some cool pictures, too, like the picture of dolphins at a new aquarium in Yokohama, Japan. And lots of cute animal pictures -- lions and tigers and bears (oh my), but mostly cats, lots of cats, wild and domestic.

But more than anything else, it seems, people are interested in that damned pickled penis picture. So here is the scoop on it (titled "Mad Monk's Member Features Big in Russian Erotica Museum"), from AFP:  

SAINT PETERSBURG, Russia (AFP) -- In a more innocent age, it was said that Gregory Efimovich Rasputin's legendary power over women was due to his piercing eyes.

But a new museum of erotica here suggests that the mad monk's charm may instead have been, ahem, concealed beneath his cassock.

Measuring 28.5 centimeters (about 11 inches) -- allowing for shrinkage caused by pickling -- Rasputin's penis displayed in a tall glass bottle is, to put it delicately, a big attraction at the museum.

Director Igor Knyazkin said he bought the object from a French antiquitarian for 8,000 dollars (6,600 euros), along with several of Rasputin's hand-written letters.

It was not known if he had a certificate of authenticity for such a remarkable piece.

Reputed both for his mysticism and his debauchery, Rasputin was a powerful influence at the court of the Romanov Tsars.

Concerned about his unusual hold over the Empress Alexandra, a group of aristocrats decided to kill him to save Russia.

They lured him to an assignation in 1916, fed him drugged cakes, shot him and finally killed him by wrapping him in a carpet and throwing him into the frozen Neva river.

The aura of sexual power and mysticism lives on. Some Russians think just by staring at the object, they can cure sexual impotence.

One visitor asked Knyazkin if this is true.

"Without a shadow of doubt," he replied with a smile.

Knyazkin, 37, a urologist and sexologist, set up the museum in the clinic he runs, partly with the aim of helping his patients overcome impotence. The atmosphere of the museum makes patients "more optimistic and relaxed," he said.

"The aim of the doctor is to free his patient from anxiety and fears. Men who come here are ill at ease because of their problems, and our light and happy atmosphere reassures them."

Only part of Knyazkin's collection of 12,000 erotic objects is displayed in the clinic, which is staffed by buxom nurses wearing short white blouses and high heels.

"I keep the valuable stuff at home," he said.

Nevertheless, the museum still contains an impressive collection of ceramic phalluses and bawdy drawings.

Many of the exhibits come from his patients, said the doctor, rattling off the names of several members of Russian high society.

You might remember that Rasputin was the villain in the movie "Hellboy." I doubt that the pickled penis, assuming that it really is a pickled penis (it could be a fake), is really Rasputin's, and what an odd penis it is, very thick at the base and tapering. Maybe the pickling process altered it.

Since I've shown pictures of beheadings, I'm tempted to create a penis gallery, as clearly the masses want to see penises, but "The Homoerotic Kerry-Edwards Gallery!" below will have to suffice for now.


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