I like, sooo totally  Paris
Paris Hilton, that is.
I never knew that I loved Paris Hilton until I watched her parody video ad for president in reaction to Repugnican John Fossil Fool McCain's campaign's ad that used her image to compare her and Britney Spears to our next president, Barack Obama.
You know that Team McInsane never expected Hilton to respond -- and to respond in a way that damages the McCainosaurus. Can you say "blowback"?
In her parody ad, a still from which is here --
-- Hilton says: "...that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude! And I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead."
She goes on to say how she'd solve the energy crisis and then declares: "I'll see you at the debates, bitches!"
And she indicates that as president she would paint the White House pink.
It's some pretty funny shit.
Hilton's ad compares McCainosaurus to (among others) the crypt keeper from the television show "Tales from the Crypt" --
I see the resemblance -- and while we're on the subject, Cindy McCainosaurus sure looks like Mrs. Crypt Keeper, doesn't she?
Yikes...
The ad also compares McInsane to Yoda because Yoda also is as old as dirt, but Yoda, unlike the McCainosaurus, is wise and good, so I don't think the comparison is that apt.
Still, it's great to see that Paris Hilton responded, and responded in a way that makes McInsane look even less cool (which I hadn't known was even possible), when no doubt Team McCainosaurus figured that Hilton is just a dumb, helpless blonde who never would have responded like that.
Blowback: It's a bitch.
11:05:11 PM 
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