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Build-A-Meme Project:  Winning Ugly or Winning on Truth?

 

I know there’s some merit to “winning ugly” at this point; we’re getting a trifle exasperated with no hero on the horizon.  And I know that some of us are also not wanting to stoop to the level of bashing because it’s a lesser standard of ethics.

 

I received the following today in my e-mail, and I want to know how much of it is true, or if there’s an original published source to credit.  If this is all true or even substantially true, there is plenty of reason to keep this in our arsenal – the truth is often ugly, and “winning on truth” isn’t exactly “winning ugly”.

 

Resume of George W. Bush

 

Past work experience:

 

Ran for Congress and lost.

 

Produced a Hollywood slasher B-movie.

 

Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. Company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

 

Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

 

Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

 

With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

 

As Governor of Texas, I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America.

 

Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

 

Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.

 

Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.

 

As president of the US, I:

 

Attacked and took over two countries.

 

Unilaterally attacked a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

 

Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category indicator heading straight down.

 

Spent the surplus budget (scheduled to save Social Security and improve education) I inherited from my predecessor and then shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.

 

Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

 

Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

 

Am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

 

Am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

 

Set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history in my first year in office.

 

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.

 

Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips of any other president in US history.

 

Cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any president in US history eve though over 2 million Americans lost their jobs during my first year in office.

 

Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

 

Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

 

Had fewer press conferences for than any president since the advent of television.

 

Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history.

 

Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history when my foreign policy in the Middle East became apparent.  I also refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

 

Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

 

Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people).

 

Dissolved more International treaties than any president in US history.

 

Have set new standards for the US presidency as the most secretive and unaccountable in US history.

 

Appointed the richest cabinet of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker named after her.)

 

Am likely to oversee the greatest fiscal collapse of state governments in the history of the US (currently on track to simultaneously bankrupt all 50 states).

 

Created from scratch, the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

 

Succeeded in setting human rights and foreign policy so onerous that it resulted in the United Nation electing Libya to replace the US on the Human Rights Commission.

 

Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of Congressional oversight of any presidential administration in US history.

 

Withdrew from the World Court of Law to protect myself and all other Americans from having to face charges of war crimes.

 

Failed to abide by the Geneva Conventions when I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war.

 

I hold the US (and world) record for most corporate campaign donations. My biggest lifetime campaign contributor also achieved a historical record by presiding over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). I also refused to intervene in the energy crises that resulted when the corruption was revealed.

 

Took the US from being the most supported country in the world (sympathy for the US after 9/11), and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

 

With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

 

First US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

 

Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

 

Allowed my administrations appointees to violate US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

 

Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'

 

Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.

 

In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

 

Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

 

Have created the most divided country in decades (possibly the most divided since the Civil War) in only a little over two years

 

Records and References:

 

At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

 

AWOL from National Guard during a time of war.

 

Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

 

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been put in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

 

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed and unavailable for public view.

 

All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed and unavailable for public view.

 

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public review.

 

There’s one hell of a lot of material here if the majority of this is accurate.  We’re not worthy of better government if we can’t whup THIS candidate convincingly.

 

 

UPDATE -- 12:03 am EST --

 

Reposted "Resume" above to fix word wrap error.  Thanks for your patience.

 

  8:41:24 PM  permalink  comment []

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WARNING: I.D.10.T. at the keyboard -- YET AGAIN...

 

You've probably noticed all my categories got published to the Recently Changed list.  Yup. 

 

And there's nothing visibly new in any of them, either.  Yup, you bet.

 

Wienie-in-residence here at this end of the keyboard is trying to make a new theme with graphics for the Build-A-Meme category and accidentally re-published everything in doing so.

 

My apologies; I'll try again first thing in the morning, like 6:00 EST.

 

  8:30:14 PM  permalink  comment []

C

 

Build-A-Meme Project:  Project Status Report

 

As a former project manager, I’m ashamed to say I’m still defining scope, identifying the deliverables.  How does one do a status update on a project of fuzzy scope??  Oh well, not the first time it’s happened in project management.  We know it’s bigger than a breadbox and smaller than a mini-van.  Maybe.

 

Did we have a project kick-off meeting?  Yeah, I guess we could say the first couple of posts here constititute getting the team members engaged and psyched about the tasks at hand.

 

Have we started looking at required resources?  Hmm, I think so – we know we need folks from all walks to hammer this out since this must have broad appeal and equally broad effectiveness.  We have a wide spectrum of opinions already (thank you much!).

 

Have we looked at a time line?  Well…sort of.  We know we’re all shooting for an October/November 2004 date for final roll-out of the last product/deliverables, with numerous betas to be run through trials between now and then.  Perhaps we need to talk about staged deliverables; we’ll need something for the Democratic Convention, for the Primaries, for the long periods between major events, for the candidate once that person has risen above the rest of the elves in the running.

 

Wow, actually stepping back, writing this out and taking a look helps me with scope definition and deliverables! Take a look at this and tell me what you think:

 

DELIVERABLES & TIMELINE

 

Slogan / Jingle

Story/Tagline*

Timing

Security with Justice

§   Are you safer and healthier than you were in 1999?

§   Is this Just or just desserts?

First Primaries

TBD

TBD

Super Tuesday

Boston Tea Party 2004

§   Throw Bush in the Harbor – he’s all wet

§   No taxation without representation – Average Working Americans need tax cuts, too

Democratic Convention

TBD

TBD

September 2004

TBD

TBD

October 2004

TBD

TBD

November 2004

 

SLOGANS

 

Bush Warz

Douglas Wiken

Defending yourself against the attack of the Bush Class War Machine

Douglas Wiken

Regime Change 2004

Art Jacobson

Look to the Heart of America

Dennis Kucinich (in absentia)

Another King George? Another revolution!

Christopher Key

Tea Party 2004

Christopher Key

Operation American Freedom

Christopher Key

God Burns Bushes

Christopher Key

How to Achieve World Peace in Seven Easy Steps

Natalie Darbeloff

It´s your wallet, stupid

Harald

End the corporate police state

Promotheus 6 (slight twink on wording – ed.)

Security with Justice

Rob Salkowitz

 

STORIES

 

"A town full of honest and decent people trying to make a living in a harsh environment is terrorized by a group of heavily armed thugs allied with the local magnates who own the town as well as the corrupt or ineffective local law enforcement. As the citizens go about their business in quiet despair, a lone gunman comes riding up the dusty road to town..."

Rose of Charon

 

(Need to insert the Lone Gunman here)

Your Story Here

 

Your Name Here

 

* Yeah, taglines are mine -- but I'm open to more and better submissions!

 

Once you’ve looked this over and thought about it, please provide feedback on:

 

1)       Timeline – are there any events/dates for which we would need separate deliverables besides those already listed?  Or should we look at one each week?

 

2)       Of the Slogans we already have compiled, are there some which are suitable for a) external/broad public use, 2) media/press use, 3) party faithful only?

 

3)       Have any more slogans come to mind?

 

4)       Have any more stories come to mind?  We’re a bit thin in this area; taglines would be nice, too.

 

5)       Once we amass all the deliverables, do you have suggestions on delivery methods?

 

Okay, that’s enough to chew on for now.  I’m looking forward to seeing your responses!

 

  2:59:06 PM  permalink  comment []

C

 

Build-A-Meme Project:  Democrats frustrating; Tax Cuts a joke; On Fairness

 

Decent commentary at CSMonitor on the Democratic candidates’ lack of clear differentiation so far, save for Bush Bashing.

 

Bush Bashing may get attention, but it doesn’t sway voters to choose a candidate for employment to the highest government office.   Being able to differentiate one’s position will be more effective.  This will be critical to building an effective meme.

 

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Paul Hinrich’s points out a FABULOUS WaPo article on the idiocy of the dividend tax cuts, written by no less an authority than Warren “Freaking Wealthy” Buffet.  If a rich guy says, Hey, I expect to pay my share, we should be listening.

 

Paul suggests drafting Buffet for candidacy, but I think he’d decline.  Where’s the thrill in it for Buffet?  Rather, I would ask the man if has any suggestions for the Democratic Party to get its sh*t together.  That might do a lot more good right now.

 

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Christopher Key, our Barbaric Yawp, is tied up with work, damnitall.  But he’ll be here to work with us as soon as he can.  He’s dropped a few small explosives here and there in the mean time, to keep us busy.  For instance, he doesn’t give a rat’s butt about “fairness” (which Steve Raker believes differentiates liberals from conservatives).  Christopher says “Life isn’t fair.  Get over it.”  Point taken; maybe fairness isn’t an issue to the hardcore faithful.  Somewhere between these two points of view is the right appeal.

 

Hmm.  Which does make me think of the only profound thing a hard-core Republican lawyer-boss taught me while in his employ: 

 

Life IS fair.  Everybody’s heart gets broken.

 

So…how does this help build the meme?

 

  11:56:44 AM  permalink  comment []

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Movies:  The Transporter

 

(Mike -- Thanks for the recommendation!)

 

Okay, finished the next movie in my queue last nite, much too late again *y a w n*.  Not the fault of the movie; for some reason I’ve been trying to watch movies after 10:30 in the evening and I end up having to watch them over two nights.  I try not to let it affect my opinion of the movie I’m watching at the time.

In this case, it was The Transporter, an action flick directed by Cory Yuen, co-produced by Luke Besson and Steven Chasman, featuring Jason Statham (very buff, I might note) and Qi Shu.  Mike, who recommended this flick, suggested it as an action flick that might appeal to both my spouse and me; no surprises at all, based on the recommendation. 

 

It's an amusing flick, but flawed. Example: the port of Marseille is E-N-O-R-M-O-U-S, there's no way in hell a single person could dream of going through every container for any single carrier. This should have been re-written a bit. Like maybe watching for containers moving out with the bad guys driving them...

Definitely a Luc Besson co-production, has his fingerprints all over it. I can see where if he’d directed it, he would have rather cast Bruce Willis in the lead -- but that would have been so "Fifth Element".  Statham is yet another one of these less expressive (wooden?), silent-but-deadly leading men; he’s not as emotive as Willis, could learn something from him.

This was entertaining, but I think it's not far off something like "XXX" (with Vin Diesel); perhaps my perception is dulled after seeing "The Matrix: Reloaded" earlier in the afternoon. (Talk about Kick-Ass-Take-Names-Blow-Stuff-Up-Action movies!!! Whewww!!)

 

Would I recommend it for light entertainment?  Yeah.  Would I buy it for my collection.  Nah.

 

Hubby Movie Meter:  He fell asleep in the middle of viewing both nights and had no comments other than “Yeah, right…” when the leading man has a sudden and unanticipated romantic opportunity.  (He’s sensitive to “hokey” stuff in movies – but he could be a little out of sorts at the moment.  He’s in mourning for “The Man Show”.)

 

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