Blogs for Breakfast

Blogging about politics, current affairs and even sex is yesterday's news. Food blogging is the killer app that will drag blogging kicking and screaming into the mainstream until it chokes on its own cholesterol.
We've had a taste of it for some time in the form of the Julie/Julia project and Paul who does what my mother told me not to, but that was just the vanguard, folks. We're in for an army of bloggers who will teach us to enjoy the finer cuisines, whether we want to or not. You may never have a hamburger in the rest of your life if you indulge in extensive blogging.
Leah is actually not struggling in a bungalow kitchen, she just loves the word 'bungalow' after exposure to it courtesy of Nancy Drew at an impressionable age. What she will share, however, is a mystery as she never trusts a recipe she finds on the internet. Should we?
Just when you think you're in safe territory where you can enjoy your sandwich without feeling guilty - and where else if not at Rayne's? - you are instantly ambushed with a recipe of chestnut and sausage dressing. Be strong!
If we dare look outside the cosy neighbourhood here at Salon blogs, it is even worse. Is not even the kitchen holy?
What happened to the innocent time when bloggers, like all geeks, were sustaining themselves on coke and pizza?
I am making breakfast. Trust me not to write about it.
Update: The food blogging mafia is out to get me! Just after I posted this, my mobile phone rang. "Hello it's from the dairy. Where should we deliver those five sandwiches?" "Uhhh, WTF?" "Sorry wrong number." I am not making this up! Hiding under my bed.
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