Bush and Blair nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
A Norwegian parliamentary has nominated George Bush and Tony Blair for the Nobel Peace Prize for accomplishing regime change in Iraq.
Jan Simonsen (picture) is the only independent currently serving in the Norwegian parliament (Storting). He was not elected as such; he was a member of the right-wing Progress Party (Fremskrittspartiet) but was kicked out as part of some serious housecleaning some time back. Simonsen had misused his position to try to obtain an alcohol permit for a criminal friend. The friend in question, Ivar Berge, had been sentenced to four years' imprisonment in Germany for pimping out boys down to the age of 14 for prostitution. A criminal record makes it considerably harder to receive a permission to serve alcohol in Norway. For this favour, Simonsen had been promised free drinking in the bar.
The party has had its share of crackpots over the years, and once in a while they feel like cleaing up their image to not look too much like certain extremist right-wingers in Austria and France. Politically they are more populist than really right-wing these days. They are as always pretty consistently anti-immigration, but try to balance the line to not flirt too openly with racist sentiments.
Now, the Nobel Peace Prize has had some odd laureates over the years, e.g. Richard Nixon and Rigoberta Menchu, but with the climate in Norway being pretty anti-Bush the chance of this prize is virtually zilch. Also, the deadline for the 2003 nominations are past, so the twosome would only come into consideration for 2004. If they had a snowball's chance in hell to begin with.
All members of national parliaments, professors of history, law and politics and former laureates can make nominations for the Nobel Peace prize. The secretive committee making the selection consists of individuals that are appointed by the Norwegian Storting, but they do not answer to it.
Being on the Nobel committee is typically a cookie given to retired politicians for services rendered. It's not very unlike being "kicked upwards" to the House of Lords (or worse, to Brussels) in the UK once they get too old or too emberrassing for the establishment.
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