Ties damage eyesight
A study in New York measured fluid pressure in the eyeballs of men before and after they attached a tie, and found a "significant" rise. Increased pressure has previously been linked to the glaucoma, the most common cause of irreversible blindness in the world..
It is worth noting that the legendary hacker jargon file a long time ago identified the problems with ties, under the subject suit:
Ugly and uncomfortable ‘business clothing’ often worn by non-hackers. Invariably worn with a ‘tie’, a strangulation device that partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain. It is thought that this explains much about the behavior of suit-wearers.
The study indicates that corporate suits behave as they do not only because of reduced blood supply to the brain, but because they are getting blind as well.
I foresee a new defence strategy from Enron auditors.
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