You just know he's being sarcastic
"Good thing we have FBI and Gates on case" (San Fransisco Chronicle headline)
Of course the topic is the fantastic capture of script kiddie Jeffrey Lee Parson, who had left electronic trails that a blind cave dweller could find.
Oh, wait. Even better than that was the actual complaint filed electronically by federal prosecutors Friday. It wasn't very legible, because the super cybersleuths who chased down this menace to society had scanned the legal document sideways. The PDF files that folks were trying to read on this matter showed only half of each page, laid out vertically across the horizontal format.
Now, if these geniuses can't scan a document right, how did they ever corner a mastermind like Parson? They had help from Bill Gates. That's how.
No wonder the net is in trouble.
5:45:46 PM 
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