He ain't heavy, he's my Mullah
Mullah Krekar, the leader (or, as he insists, former leader) of Kurdic fundamentalist group Ansar al-Islam, and for many years an asylum-holder in Norway, has extended his 15 minutes of fame into absolute parody, just recently by writing an autobiography. Fitting, then, that the latest chapter in the story involves a prank played on the grandfatherly terrorist leader by Norwegian-Pakistani humourist Shabana Rehman (picture), known for challenging taboos in the border zone between Norwegian and Muslim immigrant culture.
On Tuesday night as the debate was winding to a close, Rehman came on stage and said she wanted to carry out a "satiric test" to find out if Mullah Krekar was as strongly fundamentalist as some of his critics believe. When he approached her, she grabbed him and lifted him up in the air.
Krekar, who said that Rehman picked him up by reaching under his buttocks, became furious, grabbed the microphone and began speaking in Norwegian for the first time that evening.
In reaction, Krekar went absolutely ballistic. To a conservative Muslim, being touched, and even lifted, by a woman in public, in front of his wife and family, is an absolute humiliation. Not that this has earned him much sympathy. Despite his lawyer advising against it, Krekar has now reported Rehman to the police for "insult to the body", a rather esoteric crime in our civil code, and one the police routinely reacts to with ignoring it, or in extreme cases a fine..
Mullah Krekar has just attacked a TV2 journalist who tried to photograph him in public. The footage is to be shown on TV tonight. It is Mullah Krekar in all newspapers, all TV channels, all bloody week.
This rounds up the news coverage for Norway for April, the month of jokes.
PS: Speaking of which, the newest joke making the rounds is that the Norwegian Olympic Committee has requested to the IOC that Mullah-lifting becomes an Olympic competition by 2008. We should have a strong team.
PS 2: Oh, even the New York Times (and others) have picked up this story. They have pcitures, too.
PS 3: Bjørn Stærk has his own angle on this story. How the hell do you translate "jentelus" into English anyway? A commenter says it is called "cooties", what little boys are afraid of getting by being touched by girls. It's amazing how fast non-fundamentalist men get over that fear.
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