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  7. august 2003


Getting it off too much?

In the category "real fruitcakes or parody" we find the Over Masturbation Resource Center, and I have to conflude, reluctantly and tentatively, that these are real nutcases.

Unlike other anti-masturbation crusaders, these folks don't consider masturbation a sin, or even argue you should stop doing it. What is the problem, they argue, is doing it too much. Then you'll get back pain, stress, anxiety and a host of other problems that affect almost anyone sooner or later. If you do, then they have some $49.95 snake oil to sell you.

So how much is too much?

How much is too much masturbation (and sex for that matter)? That depends but I recommend men to keep their ejaculation frequency down to 2-3 times a week. 

So what exactly is the problem with a higher frequency?

The plethora of problems associated with over-masturbation come from the fact that your body is drained of important nutrients and hormones.

And remember to buy the snake oil!

PS: This page, on the same site, made me wonder if it is a joke after all.


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